New Year Of Paradise And Other Tuesday Headlines

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What's Roodles Up To Now, WHAT THE FUCK? [Wonkette]

'Really, What Could Go Wrong?' [The Bulwark]

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I Hope Someone Was Fired For This Blunder [DListed]

As If Harold Hissyfit Is One To Talk About Planting Stories Given Who He's Married To [DListed]

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Speaking Of One-Time Aspiring Diplomat Woko Whine-o [Page Six]

Princess Grace's Granddaughter Is Pregnant With Child #3 [Town & Country]

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Rex Ryan Got Emotional On The Topic Of Damar Hamlin [Awful Announcing]

'Aaron Rodgers Turned Into Brett Favre Just In Time' [Deadspin]

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