Monday, November 7, 2022

What’s On Tonight (Tuesday): What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the midterm erection?

 

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Now, I know they erected monuments for Lincoln and Washington, but that’s because they’re dead! Hopefully, the midterm winners won’t be dead and won’t need an erection! I can’t believe the way things are turning out in this country!


Tonight’s Top Pick is Election Night coverage. I’m just choosing at random, so let’s go with Decision 2022: The Balance of Power, NBC’s broadcast.


Let’s see what else TV has to offer us for Tuesday, Nov. 8. All times are EST.



STREAMING

Reasonable Doubt, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. “Song Cry.” “With Paul in the hospital, we flashback to teenage Jax and gain a deeper understanding of her past trauma and how it informs the present.”


Neal Brennan: Blocks, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Premiere. Stand up comedy.



TALKIN’ ‘BOUT TALK

Good Morning America, 7 a.m./1 p.m., ABC. Lindsay Lohan (Falling for Christmas) and author Claire Saffitz (What’s for Dessert?). Later, ABC News political director Rick Klein and Election Day battleground states, the Climate Heroes series profiles college student Amanda Sun, ABC News correspondent Zohreen Shah and Omar Epps keeps promoting Nubia and Power Book III: Raising Kanan.


The View, 11 a.m., ABC. U.S. House candidate, Rep. Val Demings, D-Fla., and “Weird Al” Yankovic (Weird: The Al Yankovic Story).


The Drew Barrymore Show, times and stations vary. U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg, “two sisters who run a sustainable laundromat (and) are sharing their eco-friendly tips,” more Drew’s News with Ross Mathews, Drew and Ross make cappuccino art for National Cappuccino Day and Pilar Valdes’ apple crumb coffee cake recipe.


Tamron Hall, times and stations vary. Angela Bassett (Black Panther: Wakanda Forever), Danielle Brooks (The Piano Lesson on Broadway) and “Shop Tam Fam, highlighting must-have gifts.”


Karamo, times and stations vary. “I have 27 children — are you one of them?” Also, “You revealed the secret I told you, how could you?”



PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS (All are LIVE.)

College Football, 7 p.m., CBS Sports Network. 210 mins. Eastern Michigan at Akron.

College Football, 7:30 p.m., ESPN. 180 mins. Ohio at Miami (Ohio).

NHL Hockey, 7:30 p.m., TNT. 150 mins. Edmonton Oilers at Tampa Bay Lightning.



PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

Jaws, 7 p.m., AMC.

The Social Network, 7 p.m., Showcase.

Good Burger, 7:22 p.m., StarzEncore.

Jersey Girl, 7:33 p.m., Starz.

Alien: Covenant, 7:35 p.m., FXM. Encore at 9:55 p.m.



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8 P.M.

Election Night!

ABC News Midterm Election: Your Voice, Your Vote 2022.

America Decides: Campaign ’22, CBS.

Decision 2022: The Balance of Power, NBC.

Vote 2022: Election Night Special, PBS.

Election Night in America, CNN.

Fox News Democracy 2022: Election Coverage.

Decision 2022, MSNBC.


The Resident, FOX. “The Chimera.” “When a prison doctor believes a death row inmate is lying about his symptoms, Conrad and Raptor are called in to examine him. Devon sees a traveling British couple who are nervous about the cost of American health care.”


College Football, ESPN. LIVE, 180 mins. Ball State at Toledo.


Movie Night!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Freeform.

Ant-Man and the Wasp, FX. Encore at 10:30 p.m.

Dumb & Dumber, MTV2.

Madagascar, Nickelodeon.

Carmen Jones, TCM.



9 P.M.

Say Hey, Willie Mays!, HBO. Premiere. “From the Negro League to Major League Baseball, Willie Mays becomes one of America’s first Black superstars to help erode racial barriers and move the sport forward.”


Monarch, 9:02 p.m., FOX. “The Crown.” “Nicky confronts Catt. Gigi makes a splash at a press event. Ace and Ana get closer. Albie lies to Tripp to protect Nicky. Luke is concerned Jamie is getting too close to the Roman family.”


Movie Night!

King Richard, HBO Signature.

Smokin’ Aces, MoreMax.

View From the Top, 9:01 p.m, StarzEncore.

Charlie St. Cloud, 9:36 p.m., HBO Family.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, 9:50 p.m., Cinemax.



10 P.M.

NHL Hockey, TNT. LIVE, 150 mins. Nashville Predators at Seattle Kraken.


Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Bravo. Laverne Cox and Antoni Porowski.


Johnny Carson, Antenna. Charles Grodin, Calvin Trillin and JJ Wall are the guests on this Nov. 9, 1989 episode.


Movie Night!

Jaws 2, AMC.

Arrival,. Showcase.

Friends With Benefits, TruTV.

Reservoir Dogs, 10:32 p.m., StarzEncore.

Days of Thunder, 10:49 p.m., MoreMax.



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LATE NIGHT TALK!

The Daily Show With Trevor Noah, 11 p.m., Comedy.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. George Conway and Breland.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. John Dickerson and Mike Birbiglia.



LATE NIGHT PICK!

My Super Ex-Girlfriend, 12:05 a.m., Starz.

Mark Consuelos did sorta have an underwear scene after all.



Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, interbridge.com, tveveryday.com, abcnewspr.tumblr, individual show websites.

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