Welp, Fingers Crossed For Democracy And Other Tuesday Headlines

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You Had Me At 'Meat-Brained Bilge Pump' [Wonkette]

'Conspiracists Beware: Post-Election Lies Could Land You In Legal Hot Water' [The Bulwark]

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Is There Anyone More Miserable Than Apartheid Clyde? [The A.V. Club]

Carrie Ann Inaba Paid Tribute To Former DWTS Contestant Aaron Carter [Page Six]

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Clint Hill Spills The Beans On The Relationship Between Jackie Kennedy And Queen Elizabeth [Town & Country]

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [People]

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Michael Wilbon & Tony Kornheiser Were Right About Something? [Awful Announcing]

I, Uh.... Yikes [Deadspin]

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