Thank God, Cooler Heads Prevailed and Other Thursday Headlines

 

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Millions of guys across America are making/have made this exact "point" to bored companions (Wonkette)

If there's not a chance at the mother of all wrongful death suits ... (Wonkette)

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Catching up with Jacqueline Bisset (Deadline)

Rather than Candace Cameron Bure, let's go with a blonde conservative people like (Deadline)

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Say what you will about Jay Leno's comedy, but he does seem to be personally decent (Page Six)

"So ... how's Mom doing?" (Page Six)

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Misleading headline, People; John's clearly not mad at the actors, but powers that be (People)

This one has no ambiguity (People)

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TIL you can get charged for harming a K9; I'm not surprised, I just never considered it (Mlive)

Way to go, Sandy. (Yahoo Sports)

PET SET: Buddy and Hobbs

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