Let's Check In on My Hometown and Other Thursday Headlines

 

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Fine, I'll have my wedding reception at the Polish Falcons Hall. (Mlive)

Kick her ass, Gretchen! (Mlive)

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"Judges love it when you lie." (Wonkette)

"So much conservative hetero boning happening right now." (Wonkette)

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Forty-eight and expecting twins? (Page Six)

Britney with scissons?! ... There's a horrifying thought. (Page Six)

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I feel like I'm missing something here; did GGC hang onto the rights for Moonlighting? (Deadline)

Appraising Margot Robbie as Mary, Queen of Scots (The Film Experience)

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Who among us hasn't taken "a hard shit," except, of course, during a hockey match? (Awful Announcing)

"Doomsday is back"; Well, I should probably repent (Yahoo Sports)

PET SET: Zeus

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