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If a wrap is a sandwich, isn't a pizza just an open-faced sandwich?! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, September 7!
Our Top Pick tonight is the freshman drama Haus of Vicious (BET, 9 p.m.). The Tami Roman-starring show is your somewhat expected BET-like drama with drugs, murder, adultery, backstabbing, etc. and this time set in the world of high fashion. I doubt this show is going beyond its first 8 episodes. I didn't hear any fanfare before its premiere, and there's little promotion for it.
Elsewhere, Ink Master is back on tattoo duty, Election Day is Trash, Grown-ish makes the D-list, Hulu will Tell Me Lies, the Chefs make pizza, Science profiles Artemis 1, Archer endures mommy-daughter day, Stargirl searches suspects, and Shudder tabulates the Scariest Horror Movie Moments.
Elsewhere, Ink Master is back on tattoo duty, Election Day is Trash, Grown-ish makes the D-list, Hulu will Tell Me Lies, the Chefs make pizza, Science profiles Artemis 1, Archer endures mommy-daughter day, Stargirl searches suspects, and Shudder tabulates the Scariest Horror Movie Moments.
(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)
ON THIS SITE
🍽️ Occasional Cooks (6 p.m.): What have you been making in your kitchen lately? Want some inspiration? Check out our weekly food thread!
STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME
Chef's Table: Pizza (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SEASON ONE. It's like Chef's Table, but now only with pizza.
📺 The City (Paramount+, now): When I gave you background for watch The Hills: New Beginnings last Wednesday, I failed to mention The City, especially if you want to be more of a complete-ist. The Hills spinoff follows Whitney Port, who returned for New Beginnings, upon her arrival in New York City.
High School Musical: The Musical: The Series (Disney+, 3 a.m.): With Frozen opening night near, the Wildcats glam it up for one final summer fling: a '70s-themed camp prom.
Reservation Dogs (Hulu, midnight): "Cheese does time."
Tell Me Lies (Hulu, midnight): SERIES PREMIERE. The story of a young woman's (Grace Van Patten) obsession with a man (Jackson White) who is good at being charming. It is based on the novel by Carola Lovering and takes place over 8 years.✔️
WHAT ELSE IS ON
101 Scariest Horror Movie Moments of All Time (Shudder, 3 a.m.): Series premiere
All Star Shore (Paramount+, 3 a.m.)
Ink Master (Paramount+, 3 a.m.): Season premiere
💲 People Puzzler (GSN, 6 p.m.)
🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL
Stargirl (The CW): After stumbling upon a suspicious murder in Blue Valley, the JSA begin looking at potential suspects. A tense run-in with The Shade makes Courtney and Pat realize that Sylvester's old ways could land them in hot water.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite (TBS)
America's Got Talent (NBC)
Big Brother (CBS)
Married at First Sight (Lifetime)
MasterChef (Fox)✔️
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo)
🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL
⭐ Haus of Vicious (BET): Chantel and Kane are at a crossroads. She discovers that not only has he purchased his lover a house, they are also having a baby together.
Raising a F***ing Star (E!, 9:30 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. "Four families pursue fame and fortune for their talented children." HARD pass.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Betraying the Badge (Viceland)
The Challenge: USA (CBS)
Dr. Pimple Popper (TLC)
Growing Up Chrisley (E!): Season premiere
💲 Guy's Ultimate Game Night (Food Network)
The Real Housewives of Dubai (Bravo)
🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL
Archer (FXX): Mommy-daughter day turns into a lesson in fellowship and tactical awareness.
Everything's Trash (Freeform, 10:30 p.m.): SEASON FINALE. On a stressful Election Day, Jayden, Jessie, and Michael work on trying to secure votes. As Phoebe questions settling into a routine with Hamilton, she and Malika must decide the future of their podcast.✔️
Grown-ish (Freeform): Junior finds himself the center of attention when he's awarded five stars on Cal U's infamous "D List," prompting timely conversations about objectification and hookup culture among the crew. If only Kathy Griffin would show up.
Resident Alien (Syfy): "After losing the alien baby, Harry learns which alien race is on Earth and it's not what he expected."
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Artemis 1: Going Back to the Moon (Science): Special
Bad Hair Day (TLC)
Disappeared (Investigation Discovery): Season premiere
Jay Leno's Garage (CNBC): Season premiere
Ride of Your Life with Courtney Hansen (MotorTrend): Series premiere
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo): Kyle Richards, Jenny McCarthy
Welcome to Wrexham (FX)
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📺 The Bernie Mac Show (Laff, 1 a.m.): Bernie decides the kids need more activities when he sees them wasting their Saturdays.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Edward Enninful
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Brie Larson, Josh Duhamel, Macklemore
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Pete Buttigieg, Simone Biles, Jessie Baylin
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Danny DeVito, Tegan & Sara
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Gayle King, Tony Dokoupil, Nate Burleson, Betty Gilpin
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Danny DeVito, Tegan & Sara
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Gayle King, Tony Dokoupil, Nate Burleson, Betty Gilpin
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Susan Sarandon, Julio Torres, Fletcher
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💲: Game show
🎥: Movie
📺: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
Happy watching, everyone!
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