What's On Tonight (Tuesday): Billy on the tube

 

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The Top Pick title is shared by the four talk shows having Billy Eichner on today: CBS Mornings, Today, Live with Kelly and Ryan and The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. Billy wins this week’s “Pimping My Project” crown, and on a Tuesday, no less! He’ll appear Wednesday night on Seth Meyers, but is apparently not scheduled to be on Good Morning America or The Tonight Show.

Let’s see what else TV has to offer us for Tuesday, Sept. 20. All times are EST. 

STREAMING

Reboot, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. Premiere. “Hulu reboots an early 2000s family sitcom, forcing its dysfunctional cast back together. Now they must deal with their unresolved issues in today’s fast-changing world.” Starring Keegan-Michael Key, Judy Greer, Johnny Knoxville, Paul Reiser (Hey, he already did this for real!), Rachel Bloom, Calum Worthy and Krista Marie Yu. Three episodes available, followed by one episode per week through Tuesday, Oct. 25.

The Patient, 12:01 a.m., FX on Hulu. “Pastitsio.” “Sam reaches out to a woman from his past. Trials loom for Dr. Strauss, Sam and Elias.”

Patton Oswalt: We All Scream, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Stand-up comedy.

TALKIN’ ‘BOUT TALK

Good Morning America/GMA3, 7 a.m./1 p.m., ABC. Kim Kardashian (The Kardashians), Quinta Brunson (Abbott Elementary), Reba McEntire (Big Sky) and Nicholas Sparks (Dreamland). Later, U.S. Surgeon General Vice Admiral Vivek H. Murthy, 12-year-old basketball artists Arsh Pal, Hillarie Burton Morgan (True Crime Story: It Couldn’t Happen Here), environmental expert Heather White and a performance by pianist Lang Lang (The Disney Book).

CBS Mornings, 7 a.m., CBS. Ringo Starr (EP3), Dr. Ken Duckworth (You Are Not Alone), Billy Eichner and producer Judd Apatow (Bros) and jewelry designer/memoirist Kendra Scott (Born to Shine).

Today, 7 a.m., NBC. Remembering Queen Elizabeth II, J.Lo (Shotgun Wedding?), Billy Eichner and Luke Macfarlane (Bros) and Today Food. Later, more mourning, journalist Vicky Nguyen (NBC News Daily), a look at the documentary The Real Bling Ring: Hollywood Heist, Bobby Moynihan (IF?), Ryan Eggold (New Amsterdam) and more Today Food. After that, Anthony Mackie (Captain America: New World Order?) and when to give kids a smartphone.

Live with Kelly and Ryan, times and stations vary. Billy Eichner (Bros).

The Steve Wilkos Show, times and stations vary. “I Gave My Husband a ‘Hall Pass,’ But He Got Her Pregnant!”

PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS

MLB Baseball, 6:30 p.m., TBS. LIVE. Houston Astros at Tampa Bay Rays.

PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

Moonrise Kingdom, 7 p.m., HBO Family.

The Rider, 7:05 p.m., Showtime Extreme.

National Lampoon’s Vacation, 7:18 p.m., StarzEncore.

The Butterfly Effect, 7:27 p.m., MoreMax.

The Hangover, 7:30 p.m., E.

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8 P.M.

FBI, CBS. Fifth season premiere. “Hero’s Journey.” “The team pivots when their sting operation to secure a massive bomb from an illegal broker leads them to discover that the device is already in the wrong hands. Jubal's promise to be present at his son's birthday party is put to the test.”

The Bachelorette, ABC. 19th season finale, 180 mins. “Gabby and Rachel are each down to one man looking for lifelong love. Both women join Jesse Palmer as they watch the shocking conclusions to their journeys play out. The new bachelor makes his debut.”

The Voice, NBC. 120 mins. “The Blind Auditions Premiere, Part 2.” “Coaches Camila Cabello, John Legend, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani all vie to discover and coach the next singing phenomenon on the second night of blind auditions.”

Leonardo, The CW. “Episode 106.” “Returning to Florence, an uninspired Leonardo accepts to paint the portrait that will become the Mona Lisa. After failing to repair his relationship with Caterina, Leonardo goes to Imola, where he receives much praise from his employer.”

The U.S. and the Holocaust, PBS. 143 mins. “Yearning to Breathe Free (1938-1942).” “As World War II begins, Americans unite in their disapproval of Nazi brutality and work to help refugees escape. Germany invades the Soviet Union and secretly begins the mass murder of European Jews.” Encore at 10:23 p.m.

This Is Joan Collins, Turner Classic Movies. Premiere, 120 mins. “The beloved "Dynasty" star narrates her rollercoaster life story with extraordinary never-before-seen footage in this feature-length documentary.” Would it surprise any reader that I almost went with this as the Top Pick choice?

Cheating for Your Life, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere, 120 mins. “When star student Kaley gets suspicious of a group of underachievers’ high SAT scores, she unwittingly uncovers a cheating ring and puts her life in jeopardy.”

Movie Night!

The Aviator, Cinemax.

Three Kings, Showtime.

Layer Cake, The Movie Channel.

Beavis and Butt-head Do America, 8:30 p.m., MTV2.

Terminator: Dark Fate, 8:30 p.m., TNT.

9 P.M.

FBI: International, CBS. Second season premiere. “Unburdened.” “he team and new Europol liaison Megan ‘Smitty’ Garretson investigate when an American police detective is murdered.”

Monarch, 9:02 p.m., FOX. “There Can Only Be One Queen.” “The Romans rally together after tragedy strikes. Nicky and Gigi grow even more competitive when the press dub Gigi ‘The New Queen.’ Sparks fly between Nicky and Wade. Kayla discovers some shocking news.” Once upon a time, this also had a chance of being Top Pick.

Devils, The CW. “Episode 6.” “Now knowing that he is a target, Massimo tries to retrieve the stolen evidence against him and creates a new plan to protect Europe and its citizens.”

MLB Baseball, 9:30 p.m., TBS. LIVE. St. Louis Cardinals at San Diego Padres.

Movie Night!

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, StarzEncore.

Jackie Brown, MoreMax.

True Grit, Showcase.

Hotel Artemis, 9:40 p.m., Sho2.

Pixie, 9:45 p.m., The Movie Channel.

10 P.M.

New Amsterdam, NBC. Fifth season premiere. “Bloom, Iggy and Reynolds rally around Max as he deals with the fallout from Helen's decision. Bloom gives extra space to Leyla but is in for a surprise. Reynolds and Wilder help a young terminal patient realize his dream to star in a Bollywood show.” This never was going to be Top Pick!

FBI: Most Wanted, CBS. Fourth season premiere. “Iron Pipeline.” “A family of four from New York is found dead in a Georgia motel room. Barnes struggles with Remy's leadership style upon her return from maternity leave. Remy and his sister plan for their mother's care.”

Celebrity Beef, E. Season finale. “Big Sister vs. Little Sister.” “Nikki Bella and Brie Bella aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a sister vs. sister battle.”

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters and Park Overall are the guests on this Sept. 19, 1991 episode.

Movie Night!

The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing, Turner Classic Movies.

Beerfest, TruTV.

Tombstone, 10:30 p.m., Paramount.

Wonder Boys, 10:42 p.m., StarzEncore.

Airplane!, 10:52 p.m., Cinemax.

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LATE NIGHT TALK!

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Kaley Cuoco, Mike Birbiglia and Ari Lennox.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Chris Pine, Chad Kroeger & JT Parr and Madison Cunningham.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Billy Eichner and Samantha Power.

The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Josh Duhamel, Judy Greer and Nina Nesbitt.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Ana de Armas, Reba McEntire, Ms. Pat and sitting in with the 8G Band, Craig Reynolds.

LATE NIGHT PICK!

Tootsie, 3:49 a.m., HBO Family.

Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites.