High-As-A-Kitelander And Other Friday Headlines

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'Go Home, Dumbf*ck Trump Lawyers, You're Drunk. Wait, You Did This Sober?' [Wonkette]

'What's A Progressive, Anyway?' [I Might Be Wrong]

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Christine Baranski Was Surprised By The News That The Good Fight Would Be Ending With Season Six [TV Line]

I Suspect The Correct Answer Is 'Dan Schneider' [The Hollywood Reporter]

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MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Tom & Lorenzo]

The Official Obama Portraits Will Be Unveiled At The White House Next Wednesday [Towleroad]

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Remember Michael Chang? [Awful Announcing]

Gary Player Seems Confused [Deadspin]

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