Ain't No Family Feud Like a Danish Royal Family Feud and Other Thursday Headlines

 

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"They cannot understand why their identity is being taken away from them." (People)

"There's just too much divorce drama for Brad Pitt to handle." (Page Six)

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Tell us their relationship is over without telling us their relationship is over. (Page Six)

Oh, Lord! (Page Six)

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If an antiques store closes, does the merchanise stay antiques, or does it become junk? (Mlive)

"Have a Koch and a Frown" (Wonkette)

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Another bad review of Blonde (which I just remembered that I read in college) (The Bulwark)

Scott Rudin and his ex-ad agency both lost, if I'm reading this right (Deadline)

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Well, records are made to be broken (Yahoo Sports)

"I was just a pain in the ass." (Awful Announcing)

PET SET: Charlie

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