Can't Beat The System and Other Thursday Headlines

 

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"Alex Jones Thinks He's Going to Beat the Legal System. He Is Wrong." (Wonkette)

"The Fate of Pro-Impeachment House Republicans" (The Bulwark)

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She's not yet in the hereafter! (Page Six)

Same sands, different hourglass? (Deadline)

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I'll bet she'd be a hoot at all the fish frys, spaghetti dinners, bake sales ... (Page Six)

Somehow, I don't think the Lord was responsible for those. Maybe the Wizard on Park and 73rd? (Page Six)

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POINTS! (Deadline)

Appraising the Best Supporting Actress Oscar nominees for 1997 (The Film Experience)

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I just wanted us all to look at a sexy football player (Mlive)

"Guys, I have a wife." (Yahoo Sports)

PET SET: Dannielle

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