Lucky Ducks And Other Tuesday Headlines

I Can't Believe Mark Kelly Might Lose To One Of These Assholes [Wonkette]

'Who Is The Secret Service Really Defending?' [The Bulwark]

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WaPo Tries To Rehab Sarah Palin's Reputation [The Washington Post]

Every Part Of This Story Is Utterly Batshit [Wonkette]

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This Episode Has Everything, Including A Matt Gaetz Lookalike Getting Taken Down By A Hot Dog Cart [Special Viewing Unit]

'A Photographer Claims To Have An Embarrassing Picture Of Prince Andrew From His BBC Newsnight That Would Rock The Monarchy If It Came Out' [DListed]

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Juan Soto Is The 2022 Home Run Derby Champ [ESPN]

A Preview Of ESPN's Dickie V Documentary [Awful Announcing]

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