Friday, June 10, 2022

What's On Tonight (Saturday): Dynasties II, planet Earthbys

Planet Earth: Dynasties II

Class dismissed! Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, June 11!

Our Top Pick tonight is the nature docuseries Dynasties (BBC American, 8 p.m.). Like the first season, each episode follows the life of a particular critter of this fascinating world. The series is a BBC Earth documentary -- and branded as a Planet Earth title in some places -- so the quality is certainly greater than others of the ilk.

Elsewhere, the Classroom goes their separate ways, Amy Schumer throws a party, Lifetime has a Dirty Little Secret, Chris Gethard might Lie, Usopp and Chopper transform, and 

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)

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STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

Amy Schumer's Parental Advisory (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SPECIAL. Amy Schumer welcomes her favorite comedians to the stage in this special about family life, from the pressures of parenting to the joys of remarriage. Watch all you want.

πŸ“Ί Dora the Explorer (Paramount+, now): Like other youthful Paramount properties including The Fairly OddParents and The Loud Family, the children's animated series Dora the Explorer has a live-action remake in the works. PLUS, it also has an animated remake in the works, too. So many Doras! The original show, which aired 8 seasons across many years, follows 7-year-old Latina Dora Marquez, who goes on adventures with a purple backpack and her anthropomorphic monkey companion Boots and sometimes butts heads with the thieving fox Swiper. For a kids show, it's somewhat enjoyable. And I have a big soft spot for the live-action movie, which I found uneven but still an absolute delight.

Murdoch Mysteries (Ovation, 7 p.m.): A vagrant camp is opposite a house where a murder took place, hence the family suspect one of those homeless people committed the murder.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
America's Funniest Home Videos: Animal Edition (National Geographic Wild, 7 p.m.)

πŸ•— 8 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•– 7 P.M. CENTRAL

πŸŽ₯ The Card Counter (HBO): A gambler attempts to give guidance to a young man who is out for revenge against a mutual enemy.

πŸŽ₯ Caribbean Summer (Hallmark Channel): A news producer heads to the Caribbean for relaxation, only to fall victim to a rental scam. Serendipitously, she befriends the real owner and discovers fun and romance.

πŸŽ₯ The Curious Case of Dolphin Bay (Disney Channel): A group of friends are spending the summer working as interns at a research center, which is researching unnatural changes in the local reef. After strange events begin to occur, the friends suspect a local legend may be tied to the reef's problems.

πŸŽ₯ Dirty Little Secret (Lifetime): I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) / Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret / (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) / My dirty little secret, who has to know?

⭐ Dynasties (BBC America): "On the vast Zambian plains, a clan of hyenas must pull together to survive. The seemingly desolate territory could be the key to their success, and holding onto it until the wildebeest return will be vital for the clan's survival." I wanna title this episode "The Shenzi, Banzai & Ed Story"

Murdoch Mysteries (Ovation): Murdoch has to investigate after a murder is transmitted over James Pendrick's new invention.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
πŸŽ₯ Despicable Me 3 (NBC)✔️
Kenny & Armando: Love Is Love (TLC): Special
Love & Marriage: Huntsville (OWN)
πŸŽ₯ Svengoolie (MeTV): Frankenstein 1970
Would I Lie to You? (The CW, 8:30 p.m.): Laura Benanti, Maulik Pancholy, Becky Ann Baker, Chris Gethard
Despicable Me 3 (via Giphy)

πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•— 8 P.M. CENTRAL

πŸ“Ί Police Story (Decades): Spend the weekend with the police in this '70s anthology drama. In this episode, unorthodox cop Martin Balsam accidentally kills a fellow officer and is put under investigation by Internal Affairs.

πŸŽ₯ Stillwater (Showtime): Matt Damon travels from Oklahoma to France to help his estranged daughter, who is in prison for a murder she claims she didn't commit.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Critter Fixers: Country Vets (National Geographic Wild): Season finale
Love & Marriage: D.C. (OWN)
Masters of Illusion (The CW)

πŸ•™ 10 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. CENTRAL

πŸ“Ί Kojak (Get TV): The surviving half of a cat burglar team becomes the target of his own fence, his latest victim, a professional killer and the police.✔️

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Heartland Docs, DVM (National Geographic Wild)
The Nightcap with Carlos King (OWN)
Portals to Hell (Travel Channel)
Kojak (via Giphy)

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Assassination Classroom (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): SERIES FINALE. With the assassination complete, the students and teachers of Class 3-E go on to forge their own paths in the world. I really enjoyed the show.✔️

Lupin the 3rd Part 6 (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): With Sherlock out of commission and Lupin unable to show his face, Jigen must intervene when Lily Watson is targeted by a bloodthirsty ghost from Jigen's past.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): SEASON PREMIERE. Naruto loses Kurama during his battle against Madara and is left near death. Tsunade and the other Leaf Village shinobi are reminded that Naruto has always been their symbol of hope.

One Piece (Adult Swim, 1:30 & 2 a.m.): Franky dazzles Usopp and Chopper by transforming into a gigantic fighting robot, Hordy tries to blackmail the Kraken, and Luffy introduces his fist to the Fish-man's face.

πŸ“Ί Star Trek (MeTV, 11 p.m.): The Galileo, under Spock's command, crash-lands on a hostile planet. As the Enterprise races against time to find the shuttlecraft, Spock's strictly logical leadership clashes with the fear and resentment of his crew.

πŸ“Ί Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (MeTV, 1 a.m.): The Seaview welcomes two Russian technicians, who are to disarm a defective Soviet atomic satellite that will hit the ocean somewhere near San Francisco.
Assassination Classroom (via Giphy)

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⭐: Top Pick
πŸŽ₯: Movie
πŸ“Ί: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included

Happy watching, everyone!

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