What's On Tonight (Friday): These Blinds Shall Peak No More...

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I have no idea what Peaky Blinders is about, but I would like to rectify that.  The problem is I'm completely swamped by other shows I haven't finished.  I'm only one episode into Kenobi.  I haven't even started the last season of Stranger Things yet.  

I did finish Shoresy though, and that shit was on point.

Knowing that the final season is here, and it gets to wrap things up on its own terms, will give me more reason to check it out.  Netflix always makes me hesitant to try new things as they keep cancelling promising shows after only one or two seasons (Paranormal and Archive 81 being recent examples).  Someday there will be a fascinating documentary about Netflix and all the stupid shit that no doubt happens behind the scenes there.  I assume it will stream on HBO Max.

Elsewhere:

*Amazon has a docu-series about Magellan's trip around the globe.  Not sure why other than Bezos must be a fan.

*Netflix has a tribute to Bob Saget.  Between this and the Norm McDonald special Netflix has really cornered the market on dead comedians.

*Apple has the third season premiere of For All Mankind, another show I need to check out.  If this wasn't Peaky's final season, Mankind would be tasting that sweet Top Pick bump.

TOP PICK

⭐🔔 Peaky Blinders (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON SIX. 'Tommy sets off to North America, where the end of Prohibition brings new opportunities. But he faces new danger from an old adversary who is finally making his move.'

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PREMIERES

🔔 Boundless (Amazon, 12:01 AM) LIMITED SERIES. 'The story of the first boat trip around the world. Magellan and Elcano embarked on a journey trying to prove that the earth was not round and that it was possible to establish new trade routes. In 1519, 239 sailors began the voyage. Three years later, only 18 returned.'

🔔 Lovely Little Farm (Apple, 12:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Follows sisters Jill and Jacky as they love and nurture all the animals on their farm nestled in lavender fields. Being a young farmer isn't easy, but every day brings these sisters adventure and a chance to grow.'

🔨 Hollywood Houselift with Jeff Lewis (Freevee, 12:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'Renowned house flipper, interior designer, and radio host Jeff Lewis runs a thriving company, Jeff Lewis Design. Jeff's no-nonsense attitude and celebrated California-classic, modern design aesthetic continue to attract a wide variety of famous clients seeking his expertise with home improvements on every scale.'

🎥 Huda's Salon (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 'A woman whose visit to a hair salon turns into a nightmare when she is blackmailed by its owner.'

🔔 Beyond Infinity: Buzz and the Journey to Lightyear (Disney+, 3:01 AM) 'Explore the evolution of Buzz Lightyear from toy to human in the making of Pixar’s Lightyear. Dive into the origin and cultural impact of everyone’s favorite Space Ranger, the art of designing a new “human Buzz,” and the challenges faced by the Lightyear crew along the way.'

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🔔 First Kill (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Falling in love is tricky for teens Juliette and Calliope: One's a vampire, the other's a vampire hunter — and both are ready to make their first kill.'

🔔 Intimacy (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'A rising politician's career is threatened when a surreptitiously recorded video of her sex life is leaked to the public.'

🎥 Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'A brave young animal explorer teams up with two trusty friends to find a powerful artifact before his greedy uncle can get his paws on it.'

🎥 Trees of Peace (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Four women from different backgrounds forge an unbreakable sisterhood while trapped and in hiding during the genocide in Rwanda. Inspired by true events.'

😂 Dirty Daddy: The Bob Saget Tribute (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Bob Saget’s friends and family honor the late comedian during a night of laughter and music with Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, Jeff Ross, John Stamos and more.'

🎥 Offseason (Shudder, 3:01 AM) 'Follows Marie, who travels to an isolated island where her mother is buried and realizes that nothing is quite right with its inhabitants.'

🎥 Happily Never After (LMN, 8:00 PM) 'When a wedding planner falls in love with a groom, she decides the bride has to disappear.'

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RETURNING SHOWS

🔔 Fairfax (Amazon, 12:01 AM) SEASON TWO.

🚀 For All Mankind (Apple, 12:01 AM) SEASON THREE PREMIERE. 

💖 Love in Paradise: The Caribbean (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) SEASON TWO PREMIERE.

🔔 Odo (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) SEASON THREE.

🔔 Bunk'd (Disney, 7:30 PM) SEASON SIX PREMIERE.

STREAMING

🔔The Boys (Amazon, 12:01 AM) 

🐍 A Sex Serpent The Essex Serpent (Apple, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE. "Surfacing"

🔔 Now and Then (Apple, 12:01 AM) "A Good Day to Give Thanks"

🔔 Physical (Apple, 12:01 AM) "Don't You Ever Stop"

🔔 Tehran (Apple. 12:01 AM) "Betty"

🔨 Mind for Design (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) 

🔨 Restoration Road with Clint Harp (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) 

🌸 The Retro Plant Shop with Mikey and Jo (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Rooms We Love (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Trixie Motel (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) 

🍰 Zoe Bakes (Discovery+, 3:01 AM)

🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (Paramount+, 3:01 AM)

🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars: Untucked (Paramount+, 3:01 AM)

🔔 Ten Percent (Sundance Now, 3:01 AM) "Episode 8"

👮‍♂️ Cops (Fox Nation, 6:00 PM) 

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SPORTS TONIGHT TODAY LIVE

⚾ College Baseball: NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA (ESPN2, 3:00 PM)

🏌️‍♂️ PGA Tour Golf: RBC Canadian Open, Second Round (Golf, 3:00 PM)

🌽 Cornhole: 2022 ACL Pro Shootout #3 (CBSSN, 6:00 PM)

🥎 College Softball: NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA (ESPN2, 6:00 PM)

⚾ Friday Night Baseball: Tampa Bay Rays at Minnesota Twins (Apple, 8:00 PM)

🏀 2022 NBA Finals: Golden State Warriors at Boston Celtics (ABC, 8:00 PM)

🏀 WNBA Basketball: Seattle Storm at Dallas Wings (CBSSN, 8:00 PM)

🏒 NHL Hockey: Colorado Avalanche at Edmonton Oilers (TNT, 8:00 PM)

🥎 2022 Women's College World Series:Finals, Game 3: Teams TBA (ESPN & ESPNews, 8:30 PM)

⚾ College Baseball: NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA (ESPNU, 8:30 PM)

🏃‍♂️ College Track and Field: NCAA Outdoor Championships (ESPN2, 9:00 PM)

🥊 Boxing: Bakhodir Jalolov vs. Jack Mulowayi (Showtime, 9:00 PM)

⚾ Friday Night Baseball: New York Mets at Los Angeles Angels (Apple, 9:30 PM)

🏀 WNBA Basketball: Atlanta Dream at Phoenix Mercury (CBSSN, 10:00 PM)

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EARLY PRIMETIME

🔔 Total Dramarama (Cartoon Network, 6:00 PM) 'Some of the original "Total Drama" characters enter into an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers.'

🔔 Bunk'd (Disney, 7:30 PM) 'Lou buys a ranch in Wyoming and starts a new camp.'

💲 Chain Reaction (GSN, 5:00 PM) X
🤼‍♂️ All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (TNT, 6:00 PM) X
🏠 The Loud House (Nickelodeon, 7:00 PM) X
💲 America Says (GSN, 7:30 PM) X
🔔 The Casagrandes (Nickelodeon, 7:30 PM) X

🕗 8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL

🧙‍♀️ Charmed (CW, 8:00 PM) SERIES FINALE. 'A powerful, dark force known as the Lost One puts the strength of a newly discovered sisterhood to the test, forcing them to rekindle their connection or face the destruction of magic itself.'

🔔 Rugrats (Nickelodeon, 8:00 PM) 'Tommy and Chuckie fear their friendship is over when Angelica says they're too different to be best friends; Susie, Tommy, and Chuckie must defeat an outer space villain while at a sci-fi movie convention with their friends.'

💖 Couples Therapy (Showtime, 8:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. 'Ping and Will face the truths uncovered in their sessions; India and Dale share revealing insights about their work with Orna; Cyn and Yaya emerge from their recent setback with a new vitality; Josh confronts his fears about opening up.'

🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 8:00 PM) X
💃 Come Dance with Me (CBS, 8:00 PM) X
🤼‍♂️ WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Fox, 8:00 PM) X
🔔 Treehouse Masters: Branched Out (Animal Planet, 8:00 PM) X
💰 Hoffman Family Gold (Discovery, 8:00 PM) X
🔔 The Villains of Valley View (Disney, 8:00 PM) X
💀 Count the Bodies (ID, 8:00 PM) X
🎥 Happily Never After (LMN, 8:00 PM) X
🔔 The Wedding Planners (UPtv, 8:00 PM) X
🔔 Ultra Violet & Black Scorpion (Disney, 8:30 PM) X
🔔 Tooned In (Nickelodeon, 8:30 PM) X
🏀 NBA Countdown Presented by Doordash (ABC, 8:31 PM) X

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🕗 9:00 EASTERN / 🕖 8:00 CENTRAL

🍴 Guy's All-American Road Trip (Food Network, 9:00 PM) 'Guy Fieri and family are eating crab and cod right out of the water, greens straight from the farm and chicken fresh out of the fryer; plus, they enjoy a ceviche celebration, a Chinese feast and a rainy-day chili.'

💰 Gold Rush: Dave Turin's Lost Mine (Discovery, 9:00 PM) X
🔔 Raven's Home (Disney, 9:00 PM) X
🔔 A Tiny Audience (HBO Latino, 9:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. X
🏠 Vacation House Rules (HGTV, 9:00 PM) X
👽 The Unexplained (History, 9:00 PM) X
🔔 Nick Shorts Showcase (Nickelodeon, 9:00 PM) X
💖 Put a Ring on It (OWN, 9:00 PM) X
🔔 How Do They Do It? (Science, 9:00 PM) X
🎥 The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs (Shudder, 9:00 PM) X
👻 Ghost Adventures (Travel, 9:00 PM) X
🔔 The Wedding Planners (UPtv, 9:00 PM) X
🤮 Mama June: From Not to Hot (WE, 9:00 PM) X

🕗 10:00 EASTERN / 🕖 9:00 CENTRAL

🔔 Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10:00 PM) X
💀 Dateline NBC (NBC, 10:00 PM) X
💰 Outback Opal Hunters (Discovery, 10:09 PM) X

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LATE NIGHT

🔔 Pause with Sam Jay (HBO, 11:00 PM) X

🔔 The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 PM) 'Singer Chris Martin; actress Bryce Dallas Howard; The Weirdos featuring Chris Martin perform.'

🔔 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM) 

🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 12:05 PM) 'Actor Jeff Bridges; actor Rupert Friend; Kem performs with Rick Ross.'

🔔 Late Night with Seth Myers (NBC, 12:37 PM) 'Actress Amy Sedaris; playwright Michael R. Jackson; A Strange Loop performs; Derrick Wright sits in with the 8G Band.'

🔔 The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 AM) 

🔔 Nightline (ABC, 1:07 AM) 

📺Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO Binge📺

📺 The Andy Griffith Show (Sundance, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); Quantum Leap (6:00 AM - 6:00 AM); The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (VH1, 8:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM); The Golden Girls (Hallmark, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); ER (Pop, 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM); Living Single (TVOne, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 3:00 AM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 2:00 AM)); House (Pop, 3:00 PM - 8:00 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 8:00 PM -10:00 PM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land, 8:00 PM - 11:05 PM); Good Times (TVOne, 8:00 PM - 3:00 AM);  King of Queens (TV Land, 11:05 AM - 2:00 AM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 11:30 PM); Maude (Antenna, 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM); Alice (Antenna, 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM) 

📺 Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Actress Ann-Margret; actor Robert Mitchum; Joseph Sorrentino; actor Tom Dreesen.'

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Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com; hollywoodreporter.com

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