Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of Crappiness And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'Man’s Hand Barely Survives Touching Rudy Giuliani’s Back' [Wonkette]

'Why Does 2022 Feel Like 1979?' [The Atlantic]

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The Must-Miss Interview Of The Year: Alec Baldwin With Woody Allen [Pajiba]

Living Cabbage Patch Doll Amy Schumer Says She Canned Her Doula Because Said Doula Was Too Attractive [DListed]

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TLO Ditch A Pride-Themed Podcast To Get Into Dobbs, Attacks On Drag Queen Story Hours And J6 [Tom & Lorenzo]

'Roe's End And The Phony Doctrine Of Potential Life' [The Bulwark]

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Someone, Anyone, Take Joker Out [Yahoo! Sports]

Sha'Carri Richardson Thinks The Media Should 'Respect' Athletes More [Awful Announcing]

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