Fi-re! (Unh!) and Other Thursday Headlines

 

via Frinkiac; I accidentally saved the wrong bit of dialogue ... or did I?

WORTH. EVERY. DAMN. PENNY. (Wonkette)

It's picking on low-hanging fruit, but this guy is insane (Wonkette)

Courtesy YouTube

Oh, lord, I hope it's not too late for America to learn something ... (Wonkette)

"When a 'Diverse' Book Ban Goes Awry" (The Bulwark)

Courtesy YouTube

The Old Country reviews Elvis (A.V. Club)

And Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe (A.V. Club)

via Giphy

Will anything take down Top Gun: Maverick? (Deadline)

Seriously, how did she not get a supporting actress nod? (The Film Experience)

via Giphy

Justice comes to Daniel Snyder? (Yahoo! Sports)

Oh, somebody's dad had to have helped ... (Mlive)

PET SET: Piggy Pie

Courtesy The Dodo/YouTube