Kissin' Cousins and Other Thursday Headlines

 

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Does Sitler wear special underwear or need a Brazilian? Discuss. (Raleigh News & Observer)

Seriously, you have no idea how proud I am of the people of Walker, Michigan (Wonkette)

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This craziness has everything! (Wonkette)

Maria Shriver is pretty awesome (Page Six)

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You know what else is awesome? Enjoying retirement! (New York Post)

New Saved By The Bell wasn't saved by the bell (Deadline)

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"We're Taking Sheryl Crow For Granted" (Vulture)

That's just the cat's ass! (The Film Experience)

PET SET: Nola

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