Thursday, April 14, 2022

What's On Tonight (Friday): There's a Hole in the Ground That Goes All the Way to Brolin

 


The greatest scourge plaguing our nation's ranchers is big fucking mystery holes.  Finally, a series dares to take on this most controversial of topics.  With reenactments featuring Oscar nominee Josh Brolin and Fright Meter Awards nominee Imogen Poots, the series will search for answers to an issue that those bureaucratic bastards at the Bureau of Land Management are too cowardly to acknowledge.

TOP PICK

⭐๐Ÿ”” Outer Range✔️ (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'A rancher fighting for his land and family discovers an unfathomable mystery at the edge of Wyoming's wilderness.'

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PREMIERES

⚖ Verdict (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'When a renowned criminal lawyer from Sao Paulo sees one of the people she loves most become a victim of the Brazilian penitentiary system, she must decide whether to cross the line that separates her between looking for justice or committing an unforgiveable crime.'

๐Ÿ”” Roar (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'An insightful, poignant, and sometimes hilarious portrait of what it means to be a woman today. Featuring a unique blend of magical realism, familiar domestic and professional scenarios, and futuristic worlds, these eight stories mirror the dilemmas of ordinary women in accessible yet surprising ways. How they emerge from their respective journeys speaks to the resiliency that exists within themselves, and with all women.'

๐Ÿ”จ Handcrafted Hotels (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'Hotelier Ben Weprin and his team of artists, craftspeople and designers with Graduate Hotels create custom stays that celebrate the university spirit and provide guests with a one-of-a-kind, nostalgic experience.'

๐Ÿ”” Anatomy of a Scandal (Netflix, 3:01 AM) LIMITED SERIES. 'Sophie's privileged life as the wife of powerful politician James unravels when scandalous secrets surface — and he stands accused of a shocking crime.'

๐Ÿ”” Heirs to the Land (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Resourceful young Hugo Llor works to make a name for himself in 14th-century Barcelona while keeping a vow he made to the Estanyol family.'

๐Ÿ”” Mai: A Mother's Rage (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'A grieving mother discovers the criminals behind her daughter's tragic death, and transforms from meek to merciless to get the real story.'

๐ŸŽฅ Choose or Die (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Tempted by a chance to win unclaimed prize money, two friends reboot a mysterious 1980s video game and step into a surreal world of next-level terror.'

๐Ÿ”” Swimming with Sharks (Roku, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'When Lou Simms starts her internship at Fountain Pictures she seems like a naรฏve Hollywood newcomer, awestruck by the studio's notorious CEO, Joyce Holt. In truth, Lou has done extensive research on Joyce and landing this internship was no happy accident. As Lou's obsession grows, she will do anything to get close to her idol.'

๐Ÿ”” Titanic 666 (Tubi, 3:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'After a mammoth cruise ship sails over the site of the Titanic’s disaster, dark and deadly events start to occur on board; as the ship’s captain investigate the tragic occurrences, it becomes clear that the passengers from the original Titanic have returned.'

๐Ÿ’ƒ Come Dance with Me (CBS, 8:00 PM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'The journey begins as 12 dance teams, each comprised of one extremely talented kid dancer and their untrained parent enter the competition.'

๐ŸŽฅ Killer Design (LMN, 8:00 PM) 'An up-and-coming interior designer hires the young woman who saved her life as an assistant. However, she soon learns the incident was far from random and her savior isn't a good Samaritan.'

๐Ÿ”” La Madrina: The Savage Life of Lorine Padilla (Showtime, 8:00 PM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'Lorine Padilla joins a street gang in the Bronx, N.Y., before becoming an activist and spiritual adviser.'

๐Ÿ˜‚ Bill Maher: #Adulting (HBO, 10:00 PM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'From the stage of Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher returns for a scathing hour of his signature commentary on hot-button issues, bringing his no-holds-barred perspective to cancel culture, quarantine, Q-Anon and everything in-between.'

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RETURNING SHOWS

๐Ÿ”” Cรณmo Sobrevivir Solter (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SEASON TWO.

๐Ÿ”” Snoopy Presents: It's the Small Things, Charlie Brown (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION.

๐Ÿ”” Stillwater (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. "One Drop Makes an Ocean"

๐Ÿ  Vacation House Rules (HGTV, 9:00 PM) "Rustic Retreat"

STREAMING

๐Ÿ  Luxe Listings: Sydney (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” Pachinko (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Chapter Six"

๐Ÿด Slow Horses (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Visiting Hours"

๐Ÿ”” WeCrashed (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "The Power of We"

๐Ÿด Czech It Out (HBO MAX, 3:01 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” The Informant (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) TBA

๐ŸŽต One True Singer (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” Ruxx (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” The Thaw (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) SEASON FINALE. 

Judy Justice (IMDb TV, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE.

๐Ÿ”” Trivia Quest (Netflix, 3:01 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” iCarly (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” Tomorrow (Netflix, 11:01 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ‘ฎ‍♂️ Cops (Fox Nation, 6:00 PM) TBA

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SPORTS TONIGHT TODAY*

๐ŸŒ️‍♂️ PGA Tour Golf: RBC Heritage, Second Round (Golf, 3:00 PM)

Friday Night Baseball: Tampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox (Apple TV+, 7:00 PM)

๐Ÿ€ NBA Basketball: Play-in Tournament: Teams TBA (ESPN, 7:00 PM)

College Baseball: Florida at Vanderbilt (ESPN2, 7:00 PM)

๐ŸŒ️‍♂️ LPGA Tour Golf: LOTTE Championship, Third Round (Golf, 7:00 PM)

 NWSL Soccer: Houston Dash at Kansas City Current (CBSSN, 8:00 PM)

๐ŸฅŽ College Softball: Oregon at Arizona (ESPNU, 8:00 PM)

๐Ÿ€ NBA Basketball: Play-in Tournament: Teams TBA (TNT, 9:00 PM)

⚾ Friday Night Baseball: Cincinnati Reds at Los Angeles Dodgers (Apple TV+, 10:00 PM)

๐Ÿ Athletes Unlimited Volleyball (CBSSN, 10:00 PM)

College Baseball: Stanford at UCLA (ESPN2, 10:00 PM)

๐ŸฅŽ College Softball: UC San Diego at Cal State Fullerton (ESPNU, 10:00 PM)

๐ŸฅŠ Bellator MMA: 277: McKee vs. Pitbull 2 (Showtime, 10:00 PM)

*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements.

EARLY PRIMETIME

๐Ÿ’ฒ Chain Reaction (GSN, 5:00 PM) "TV Fanatics vs. Air Force Gals"

๐Ÿถ Paw Patrol (Nick Jr, 5:30 PM) "Dancing With Luke Stars!; Pups Save a Mischievous Octopus"

๐Ÿฆˆ Baby Shark's Big Show! (Nick Jr, 6:00 PM) "The Seaweed Sway; Flow Bros"

๐Ÿงฝ The Patrick Star Show (Nickelodeon, 7:00 PM) "Pearl Wants to Be a Star"

๐Ÿคผ‍♂️ All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (TNT, 7:00 PM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” Rugrats (Nickelodeon, 7:30 PM) "The Future Maker; Goodbye Reptar"

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๐Ÿ•— 8:00 EASTERN / ๐Ÿ•– 7:00 CENTRAL

๐Ÿฆˆ Shark Tank (ABC, 8:00 PM) 'A product designed to keep your cat stimulated; a product used for potty-training; an entrepreneur presents his measuring tool for cutting hair; an inclusive product line providing aid to minor injuries; Mark Cuban gets an update on "Trophy Smack".'

๐Ÿง™‍♀️ Charmed (CW, 8:00 PM) "The Tallyman Cometh"

๐Ÿคผ‍♂️ WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Fox, 8:00 PM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” The Blacklist (NBC, 8:00 PM) "Helen Maghi"

๐Ÿ”” Treehouse Masters: Branched Out (Animal Planet, 8:00 PM) TBA

๐Ÿ’ฐ Hoffman Family Gold (Discovery, 8:00 PM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” Raven's Home (Disney, 8:00 PM) "21 Lunch Street"

๐Ÿ  My Lottery Dream Home (HGTV, 8:00 PM) "Scratch Offs: A Fistful of Friendship"

๐Ÿ”จ First Time Fixer (Magnolia, 8:00 PM) 

๐Ÿ  The Loud House (Nickelodeon, 8:00 PM) "Dine and Bash; Sofa, So Good"

๐Ÿ’– Ready for Love (OWN, 8:00 PM) "All in the Family"

๐Ÿ’€ An Unexpected Killer (Oxygen, 8:00 PM) "Shot in the Dark"

๐Ÿ”” RuPaul's Drag Race (VH1, 8:00 PM) "Reunited!"

๐Ÿ”” Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks (Nickelodeon, 8:30 PM) "The Party Animals; Warren Seville"

๐Ÿ•— 9:00 EASTERN / ๐Ÿ•– 8:00 CENTRAL

๐ŸŽญ Great Performances (PBS, 9:00 PM) "Now Hear This: Florence Price and the American Migration"

๐Ÿ”” Dynasty (CW, 9:00 PM) "The Only Thing That Counts Is Winning"

๐Ÿ’€ Dateline NBC (NBC, 9:00 PM) TBA

๐Ÿ‘ฎ‍♂️ Cold Case Files (A&E, 9:00 PM) "A Is for Arson"

๐Ÿด Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food Network, 9:00 PM) "Pickin' Up and Chowin' Down"

๐Ÿ‘ฝ The Unexplained (History, 9:00 PM) "Secrets of Abandoned Places"

๐Ÿ”” The Trail (Outdoor, 9:30 PM) "Focused on Food"

๐Ÿ’– Put a Ring on It (OWN, 9:00 PM) "Double Dates"

๐Ÿ’– Love After Lockup (WE, 9:00 PM) "What Are You Hiding?"

๐Ÿ”” 20/20 (ABC, 9:01 PM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked (VH1, 9:30 PM)

๐Ÿ•— 10:00 EASTERN / ๐Ÿ•– 9:00 CENTRAL

๐ŸŽต Chamber Music Society Returns (PBS, 10:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. "Bringing Down the House"

๐Ÿ‘ป The Ghost Town Terror (Travel, 10:00 PM) "My Name Is Pain"

๐Ÿ‘ฎ‍♂️ American Justice (A&E, 10:01 PM) "Judge, Jury and Executioner"

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LATE NIGHT

๐Ÿ”” Black Lady Sketch Show (HBO, 11:00 PM) "Anybody Have Something I Can Flog Myself With?"

๐Ÿ”” The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 PM) 'Actor Hugh Jackman; comic Bridget Everett; Red Hot Chili Peppers perform.'

๐Ÿ”” Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 PM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM) 'Actor Josh Brolin; The Who performs.'

๐Ÿ”” Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM) TBA

๐Ÿ”” Late Night with Seth Myers (NBC, 12:37 PM) 'Actress Taylor Schilling; actor Chris Redd; Todd Sucherman sits in with the 8G Band.'

๐Ÿ”” The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 AM) 'Actress Pamela Adlon; filmmaker Taika Waititi; Pinegrove performs.'

๐Ÿ“บBroadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO Binge๐Ÿ“บ

๐Ÿ“บ The Andy Griffith Show (Sundance, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); Xena: Warrior Princess (6:00 AM - 12:00 PM); The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (VH1, 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); The Golden Girls (Hallmark, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); ER (Pop, 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM); Living Single (TVOne, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 3:00 AM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 1:00 AM)); House (Pop, 3:00 PM - 8:00 PM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land, 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Good Times (TVOne, 8:00 PM - 3:00 AM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); King of Queens (TV Land, 11:00 AM - 2:00 AM); Alice (Antenna, 11:30 PM); Maude (Antenna, 12:00 AM - 1:00 AM); Archie Bunker's Place (Antenna, 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM) 

๐Ÿ“บ Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Comedian Paul Lynde; actor McLean Stevenson; actor Bob Uecker; actress Carol Wayne.'

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Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com; hollywoodreporter.com

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๐Ÿ“บ: Throwback
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