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| Pam & Tommy |
Hey there! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, March 9!
Our top pick tonight is the grand finale for the miniseries concept that most definitely didn't need to be a miniseries: Pam & Tommy (Hulu, midnight). The 8-episode series stars Lily James and Sebastian Stan as former celebrity couple Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, who filmed some of their more, um, intimate times, together. The film was then stolen and sold (enter Seth Rogan and Nick Offerman) on the relatively young world wide web. Pam and Tommy didn't like that, obvs. I don't think the miniseries is that bad, but it really stretches material.
Elsewhere, The Last Kingdom falls, Teen Titans learn about health insurance, Callie and Mariana get into more Good Trouble, new Survivors wanna survive, The CW is Kung Fu fighting, South Park plays with Airsofts, a Ryan Murphy-produced docuseries revisits the life of Andy Warhol, Fox plays with Dominos, and The Flash's kids have to fix the timeline.
⭐: Top Pick
💲: Game show
🎥: Movie
📺: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
Elsewhere, The Last Kingdom falls, Teen Titans learn about health insurance, Callie and Mariana get into more Good Trouble, new Survivors wanna survive, The CW is Kung Fu fighting, South Park plays with Airsofts, a Ryan Murphy-produced docuseries revisits the life of Andy Warhol, Fox plays with Dominos, and The Flash's kids have to fix the timeline.
(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)
ON THIS SITE
🍽️ Occasional Cooks (4 p.m.): What have you been making in your kitchen lately? Want some inspiration? Check out our weekly food thread!
STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME
🎥 All About Eve (Criterion Channel, now): FIRST LINES for $1000: "The Sarah Siddons Award for Distinguished Achievement is perhaps unknown to you" (29 Jan 1987)
The Last Kingdom (Netflix, 3 a.m.): FINAL SEASON. This show about Anglo-Saxons and Viking invasion in the late 9th and early 10th centuries comes to an end with a fifth season.✔️
⭐ Pam & Tommy (Hulu, midnight): SERIES FINALE. "Everything changes when a cocky young Internet entrepreneur comes into the picture."
The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder (Disney+, 3 a.m.): "Father Figures"
📺 Roswell (Hulu / Tubi, now): Shiri Appleby and Majandra Delfino made this often overly melodramatic teen alien drama from the early '00s, which is based on a series of young adult books, a watchable experience. The show also features a young Katherine Heigl and Colin Hanks, who crushes on Katherine, an alien. Teenage aliens trying to keep secrets. Townsfolks asking questions. There will be conflict.
Teen Titans Go! (Cartoon Network, 6 p.m.): "Robin teaches the Titans all about health insurance."
Victor and Valentino (Cartoon Network, 6:15 & 6:30 p.m.): When Victor starts to feel left out because Valentino and Isabella are hanging out without him, he becomes determined to get the trio's old dynamic back, even if it means souring their relationship. Later, using their tickets to spend an evening with Mic & Hun to get out of having dinner with Chata's comadres, Victor and Valentino instead must play a terrifying dinner party game where losing means a permanent stay in the Underworld.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
The Andy Warhol Diaries (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Complete series
Byron Baes (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Season 1
🎥 The Bombardment (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Denmark
Dr. Pimple Popper: This Is Zit (Discovery+, 3 a.m.)
🎥 Ford v Ferrari (FX, 6:30 p.m.)
💲 Jeopardy! (Syndicated, check local listings)
Queer Eye Germany (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Season 1
Weekend Family (Disney+, 3 a.m.): Season 1, France
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| The Last Kingdom (via Giphy) |
🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL
Chicago Med (NBC): Scott suspects his patient may be a drug dealer. Halstead must decide how to spend his whistleblower settlement. Charles and Taylor help a patient who believes she's infested with parasites.
Fairview (Comedy Central, 8:30 p.m.): "A meteor is heading for Fairview in the form of three books focusing on critical race theory."
The Flash (The CW): The Flash... on Wednesdays?! Dammit, Barry! After returning home from a visit for their parents' vow renewal, Bart and Nora realize that things are not exactly as they left them. The duo race to repair any fissures in the timeline and restore everything back to the way it is supposed to be.✔️
South Park (Comedy Central): The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Animals at Play (Smithsonian Channel): Special
Catfish: The TV Show (MTV)
Married at First Sight (Lifetime)
The Masked Singer (Fox): Season premiere
Moonshiners (Discovery Channel)
Survivor (CBS): Season premiere
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| The Flash (via Giphy) |
🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL
Chicago Fire (NBC): Following an injury in the aftermath of an industrial fire, Severide and Seager work together to investigate an anonymous tip. Kidd searches for the right person to fill the open spot on Truck 81. A possible new recruit to 51 wants to take over the fire station.
Domino Masters (Fox): SERIES PREMIERE. The latest competition program. "Domino Masters brings imagination and creativity to life when teams of domino enthusiasts compete to create mind-blowing masterpieces. The top teams face off for a cash prize, the ultimate trophy and the grand title of Domino Masters."
Kung Fu (The CW): SEASON PREMIERE. After a break-in at the Shen residence, with a mind becoming as fast as lightning, Nicky begins to suspect that Russell Tan may be involved. Althea begins to question whether she made the right decision reentering the workforce. An unexpected visitor rocks the family to its core... the future is a little bit frightening.
Resident Alien (Syfy): "Harry and Asta find what they are looking for, but not what they need, as danger closes in." I'm not sure anything can top the ending of octopus storyline, but I welcome being proved wrong.
Sistas (BET): "Zac forcibly faces the consequences of some of his past mistakes."
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Black Files Declassified (Science): Season premiere
Dr. Pimple Popper (TLC)
Jackie Kennedy: A Tale of Two Sisters (Reelz): Special
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo)
To Catch a Smuggler (National Geographic)
🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL
Astrid & Lilly Save the World (Syfy): "When a sexy new monster comes to town, passion runs high and deadly."
Bee Czar (Discovery Channel, 10:15 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Bee Czar Walter is on a mission to save the bees, one hive rescue at a time, and build a booming honey empire. He and his family must overcome pandemic setbacks to rescue bees from unlikely places and save frightened homeowners.
Chicago P.D. (NBC): "The unit scrambles to search for one of its own who is in grave danger."
Good Trouble (Freeform): SEASON PREMIERE. Tommy's trial comes to a close. Callie needs to keep Kathleen from legal jeopardy. With the approval of the FCGs, Mariana meets with Evan. Alice is on the road, leaving Sumi as acting manager.✔️
A Million Little Things (ABC): When Katherine is rushed to the hospital in an emergency, Eddie and the rest of the group show up to be by her side. Maggie finds herself at a crossroads with Cam. Eddie pledges honesty with Anna.
Snowfall (FX): The LAPD's C.R.A.S.H. Unit raids the projects. Meanwhile, Cissy returns from Cuba.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Amelia Earhart: A Tale of Two Sisters (Reelz)
Food Paradise (Cooking Channel)
Mysterious Creatures with Forrest Galante (Animal Planet)
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo): Aidy Bryant, Emily Simpson
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| Good Trouble (via Giphy) |
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📺 Caroline in the City (Rewind TV, 1 a.m.): Caroline goes to Los Angeles to appear on the Jay Leno Show and Richard finds his father.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Dolly Parton, James Patterson
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Bob Odenkirk, Edi Patterson, Walk the Moon
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Sandra Oh, Thomas Middleditch, Inhaler
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Michael McFaul, Denée Benton, Father John Misty
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Michael McFaul, Denée Benton, Father John Misty
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Samuel L. Jackson, Rupert Grint, Wet Leg
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💲: Game show
🎥: Movie
📺: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
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