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I will try not to sing out of key! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, March 30!
Our Top Pick tonight is the premiere of the limited series Moon Knight (Disney+, 3 a.m.). The 6-episode series stars Isaac Oscar as a mercenary with dissociative identity disorder, who gets caught up with a deadly mystery dealing with Egyptian gods and cult leader Ethan Hawke. Reviews have been lukewarm, which is still better than I expected. (Somebody alert me when Ms Marvel arrives.)
Elsewhere, Netflix seeks the Crypto King, Fairview finally exits, Kung Fu reconnects, Good Sam makes a difficult decision, Al Roker gets Proud'd, the Queen of Versailles renovates, USA is now in a Courtship, and Astrid & Lilly must Save the World.
Elsewhere, Netflix seeks the Crypto King, Fairview finally exits, Kung Fu reconnects, Good Sam makes a difficult decision, Al Roker gets Proud'd, the Queen of Versailles renovates, USA is now in a Courtship, and Astrid & Lilly must Save the World.
(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)
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STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME
⭐ Moon Knight (Disney+, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. A former U.S. Marine (Oscar Isaac), struggling with dissociative identity disorder, is granted the powers of an Egyptian moon god. But he soon finds out that these newfound powers can be both a blessing and a curse to his troubled life. The cast also includes Ethan Hawke, F. Murray Abraham, and May Calamawy.✔️
🎥 Nitram (AMC+, 3 a.m.): Events leading up to the 1996 Port Arthur massacre on Tasmania in an attempt to understand why and how the atrocity occurred. The cast includes Judy Davis and Anthony LaPaglia.
The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder (Disney+, 3 a.m.): When Oscar's overprotective parenting gets frustrating, Al Roker grants Penny's wish to be grown up, turning her and her friends into college coeds.
Queen of Versailles Reigns Again (Discovery+, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. "Jackie Siegel renovates her 90,000 square foot home." 3-episode premiere.
🎥 Trust No One: The Hunt for the Crypto King (Netflix, 3 a.m.): The latest high-profile doc from Netflix has ambitions to make a big pop culture splash. "A group of investors turned sleuths as they try to unlock the suspicious death of cryptocurrency multimillionaire Gerry Cotten and the missing $250 million they believe he stole from them."
White Water Summer (Discovery+, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Reality show about small-town Oregon that booms in the summer for its river rapids.
📺 The Wonder Years (Hulu, now): The remake is a rerun tonight, but the original can be found in its entirety on Hulu... with various music redubbings. Still, lil Kevin Arnold (Fred Savage) is still chasing Winnie (Danica McKellar) -- or a variety of mostly not-good-enough teen girls.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
🎥 All Hail (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Argentina
🎥 Broken Idol: The Undoing of Diomedes Díaz (Netflix, 3 a.m.)
💲 Jeopardy! (Syndicated, check local listings)
Wild Abandon (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Season 1, Turkey
🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL
Fairview (Comedy Central, 8:30 p.m.): SEASON FINALE. After Pastor Marv catches Ashley engaging in deviance inside the church, Mayor Kelly and the gang lead a campaign to bring morality back to Fairview.
The Flash (The CW): Barry and Team Flash get closer to figuring out the Fire Meta but no closer to finding him. Iris, needing a distraction, follows a story to Coast City.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Married at First Sight (Lifetime)
The Masked Singer (Fox)✔️
Moonshiners (Discovery Channel)
Survivor (CBS)
The Unknown Story (Reelz): A Nightmare on Elm Street
🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL
Assisted Living (BET, 9:30 p.m.): Lindor is stressed when his lawyer encourages him to take a plea deal, even though he is innocent.
House of Payne (BET): Lisa struggles with what classes to take in college and is afraid she may make the wrong choices.
Kung Fu (The CW): After finding himself in a bind, Dennis turns to Nicky for help, leading them to uncover an auto theft ring. When an argument about family causes Henry and Nicky to have their first real fight, Henry reluctantly reconnects with his estranged father.
Why the Heck Did I Buy This House? (HGTV): SERIES PREMIERE. HGTV answers the tough questions.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Beyond the Edge (CBS)
Cut Cam (A&E): Season premiere
Domino Masters (Fox)
Dr. Pimple Popper (TLC)
Forged in Fire (History): Season premiere
The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo)
🎥 When We Were Bullies (HBO)
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| The Masked Singer (via Giphy) |
🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL
Astrid & Lilly Save the World (Syfy): SEASON FINALE. "Astrid and Lilly go head-to-head with the big bad and try to save the world."✔️
Good Sam (CBS): A devastating storm leads to an overflow of patients and limited resources. Dr. Sam Griffith and her team are forced to make impossible choices about their patients.
Good Trouble (Freeform): Mariana uses intel from the Revitalize Beauty girls to help the FCG girls land brands. Gael struggles balancing Yuri's needs with Isabella's.
Snowfall (FX): Jerome tries to track down Peaches. The Saints crew diverges on what to do next.
TallBoyz (Fuse): Guled starts a beef with a dangerous rapper... It ain’t always easy being tall in the club... A sitcom audience puts strain on a relationship.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
20/20: 24 Months That Changed the Word (ABC): Special
Forged in Fire (History)
Food Paradise (Cooking Channel): Season finale
Graveyard Carz (Motor Trend): Season premiere
Married at First Sight: Australia (Lifetime, 10:30 p.m.): Season premiere
Temptation Island (USA)
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| Astrid & Lilly Save the World (via Giphy) |
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📺 Caroline in the City (Rewind TV, 1 a.m.): Vengeful father-in-law Mr. Mazzone strips Richard of all his worldly possessions.
📺 Suddenly Susan (Rewind TV, 2 a.m.): When Susan is down for the count with the flu, Nana helps out with a last-minute column.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
The Courtship (USA, 11 p.m.)
The Green Room with Nadia Brown (Ovation, 11 p.m.): COVID crisis
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Chris Pine, Ke Huy Quan, Wallows
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): David Duchovny, Pablo Schreiber, Christina Perri
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Andy Cohen, Jeff Foxworthy
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Elle Fanning, Ben Schwartz
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Andy Cohen, Jeff Foxworthy
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Elle Fanning, Ben Schwartz
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Hasan Minhaj, Roman Reigns, Mimi Webb
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Happy watching, everyone!
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