Wednesday, March 30, 2022

What’s On Tonight (Thursday): That’s How We Roll

 

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Our Top Pick tonight is How We Roll, CBS-CBS-CBS’s sitcom where Pete Holmes plays a former car assembly line worker turned professional bowler. “As a skilled player, Tom knows that in bowling, no matter what you do with the first ball, you get another one to make it right — the ultimate second chance.” Aww … I think.


Before I go further, I’m proud to announce that this is my one-year anniversary hosting the Wednesday night WOT listings and it’s the 28-year anniversary of Madonna swearing a lot on David Letterman’s show.



Let’s see what else TV has to offer us for Thursday, March 31. All time are EST.


STREAMING 

The Dropout, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. “Heroes.” “Under intense scrutiny from the Wall Street Journal, Elizabeth and Sunny double down on defense. Tyler and Erika face a difficult choice.” Penultimate episode, finale next week.


Bel-Air, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. Season finale. “Where To?" I haven't found a description as of Sunday, March 27, but I'm assuming there will be resolution to the Phil's campaign and Will searching for his dad storylines.


Moonshot, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Premiere. “A woman (Lana Condor) goes after her boyfriend (Cole Sprouse) who has moved to Mars.” Costarring Zach Braff, Mason Gooding, Lukas Gage and Michelle Buteau. A feature film special.


Julia, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. Series premiere. “Pilot,” “Coq Au Vin” and “Boeuf Bourguignon.” The life and TV career of Julia Child (Sarah Lancashire). Co-starring David Hyde Pierce and Bebe Neuwirth. Three episodes available.


Minx, 3:01 a.m., HBO Max. “Relaying news of a wayward snake” and “Mary had a little hysterectomy.” Two episodes available.


Star Trek: Picard, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. "Fly Me to the Moon."



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TALKIN’ ‘BOUT TALK

Good Morning America, 7 a.m., ABC. "Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick (Broadway's Plaza Suite), Laurence Fishburne, Sam Rockwell and Darren Criss (Broadway's American Buffalo), Nick and Vanessa Lachey (Love Is Blind) and Deals and Steals with Tory Johnson."


CBS Mornings, 7 a.m., CBS. "Researcher Brené Brown (Atlas of the Heart). Nyakio Grieco, co-founder of Thirteen Lune (a beauty retailer). An announcement of the Grammy Educator of the Year."


Today, 7 a.m., NBC. "New books with Isaac Fitzgerald (Dirtbag, Masachusetts) and Alejandra Ramos (unknown), plus Liz Plosser, editor-in-chief of Women's Health, and Today Food with Evan Funke." Later, "Jane Seymour (Ruby's Choice), Adrian Grenier (Cipher?), author Kyle Lukoff (Different Kinds of Fruit) and women-owned businesses with Chassie Post. After that, Brené Brown, followed by Evan Funke again and a report on Easter commerce by Meredith Sinclair. 


The View, 11 a.m., ABC. Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann (The Bubble).


The Talk, 2 p.m., CBS. Paula Abdul guest co-hosts and the panel interviews John Cho (Troublemaker).


Syndicated Corner, times and stations vary:

The Rachael Ray Show. Barbara Corcoran (Shark Tank), plus Veselka, the Ukrainian restaraunt in New York City that's also providing overseas aid (Rachael gets a lesson on pierogis) and finally, Rachael's chicken Kyiv.


Live with Kelly and Ryan. Wilmer Valderama (NCIS), Monica Mangin with "happy at home bargains" and Dr. John Whyte talks about how to manage the risk of diabetes.


The Wendy Williams Show. Special Guest Co-Hosts Carson Kressley & Vivica A. Fox.


The Kelly Clarkson Show. Lisa Kudrow (Better Nate Than Ever), Julia Haart (My Unorthodox Life and her messy divorce from Silvio Scaglia), DeVaughn Nixon (Winning Time) and Laura Marano (The Us Tour).


The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Brené Brown (Jesus, that is one thirsty lady!) and Sydney Sweeney (Euphoria, The White Lotus).


The Drew Barrymore Show. Jimmy Fallon (Talkin' With a Talker on a Talker!), Chef Eric Kim (Korean American: Food That Tastes Like Home) and Pete Holmes (How We Roll) joins today's Drew's News.


Dr. Phil. "The Youth Mental Health Crisis."



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PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS

NBA Basketball, 7:30 p.m., TNT. LIVE. Milwaukee Bucks at Brooklyn Nets.



PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

Armageddon, 4:30 p.m., AMC. Future Thoughts On entry!

Hook, 5:30 p.m., BBC America. Former Thoughts On entry!

Days of Wine and Roses, 5:45 p.m., TCM.

Philadelphia, 5:50 p.m., The Movie Channel.

Forrest Gump, 6 p.m., VH1. Encore at 9:30 p.m.



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8 P.M.

Station 19, ABC. “Alone in the Dark.” “The crew at station 23 face a difficult goodbye. Andy meets a charming firefighter. Emmett invites Travis to have dinner with his parents.”


Young Sheldon, CBS. “A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth.” “Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, Paige (McKenna Grace). George Sr. and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale(Craig T. Nelson)’s breakup. Georgie comes clean to Mandy.”


United States of Al, 8:31 p.m., CBS. “Virgin/Bakr.” “Heartbroken over Ariana, Al begins dating Cindy (Jayma Mays), who Riley feels is too wild for him.”


MasterChef, FOX. “Junior Edition: All’s Fair at Ren Faire.” “The remaining 14 junior chefs split into two teams to prepare a medieval-themed dish for a crowd of lords and ladies.”


Walker, The CW. “Common Ground.” “Cordell reaches a breaking point with Denise. Tensions between the Walker and Davidson families finally hit a fever pitch.”


This Old House, PBS. “West Roxbury: A Match Made Perfect.” “Installing aluminum gutters that mimic wood. Adding trim around the back door. Patching existing wood flooring; waterproofing the upstairs master shower and prepping for a linear drain.”


Top Chef, Bravo. 2 hrs. “Don’t Mess with BBQ.” “The chefs meet Brooke Williamson at Houston's J-Bar-M, where she tasks them with putting their own spin on a brisket dish for some of the best BBQ pitmasters in Houston and their guest judge, pitmaster Greg Gatlin.”


College Baseball, ESPN2. LIVE. Florida at Georgia.


Danger Next Door, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere. “Hoping for peace and quiet, a pregnant woman and her reluctant husband move to the country where it’s safer and calmer. Small-town life seems picture perfect until their next-door neighbors pull them into their twisted fantasy.”


Movie Night!

Halloween Kills, HBO. Premiere.

When We Were Bullies, HBO2. Premiere.

To Kill a Mockingbird, TCM.

She’s So Lovely, The Movie Channel Xtreme.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, 8:45 p.m., BBC America.



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9 P.M.

Grey’s Anatomy, ABC. “Road Trippin’.” Tensions at Grey Sloan Memorial rise as the effects of the physician shortage begin to show. Meredith struggles to step away from work as she spends a sick day at home with Zola. The hospital receives an unexpected visitor.” Is it the Easter Bunny? Oh, please, Jesus, say it’s the Easter Bunny.


Ghosts, 9:01 p.m., CBS. “Trevor’s Pants.” “The secret about Trevor's missing pants is finally revealed when his wealthy former friend (Rob Huebel) comes to Woodstone Mansion to buy the timepiece Sam and Jay found on Elias Woodstone's corpse. Thor decides to tell Flower how he feels about her.”


How We Roll, 9:30 p.m., CBS. “Pilot.” “Tom begins his new career with the loving okay from his wife, Jen.”


Call Me Kat, FOX. “Call Me a Kingbirdie.” “Max gets a job writing a song for a social media savvy teenage pop star. Phil and Oscar convince Kat to join their bowling team.”


Welcome to Flatch, 9:31 p.m., FOX. “Dance It Out.” “When a coveted pair of sneakers lands in a Flatch shoe store, Kelly and Shrub come up with inventive ways to come up with the money to buy them, including selling homemade treasure maps and starting a for-profit hip-hop dance school.”


Legacies, The CW. “Was This the Monster You Saw.” “Lizzie continues on her quest, with mixed results. Ben reveals more about his family and its history. Jed finds his feelings deepening. Cleo is concerned about her recent changes.”


Rat in the Kitchen, TBS. Premiere. “The Case of the Fishy Fish Sauce.” “Chef Ludo Lefebvre and comedian Natasha Leggero welcome six new chefs to compete for a shot at $50,000 (might be a typo; it might be $500,000) in this culinary whodunnit. A fishy faux pas might be enough for the rat to avoid being identified and scurry home with the dough.”


Movie Night!

West Side Story, HBO Signature.

The Untouchables, MoreMax.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop, MTV2.

Serpico, 9:15 p.m., Sho2.

The Lobster, 9:40 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtreme.



10 P.M.

NBA Basketball, TNT. LIVE. Los Angeles Lakers at Utah Jazz.


Big Sky, ABC. “Dead Man’s Float.” As Jenny urgently attempts to prove the Bhullars are involved in the drug-related death of a teenager, her suspicions about Travis continue to grow. Veer discloses the real reason behind his visit to Montana.”


Bull, CBS. “With These Hands.” Don’t you dare spoil Tom Jones for me, Bull! “The surgeon who saved Bull’s life after his heart attack is sued for malpractice. Taylor fights the urge to check into the background of Henri Fray, Marissa’s new love interest.”


Atlanta, FX. “The Old Man and the Tree.” “This one is cool. Going to rich parties and meeting weirdos.” FX’s program listings also annoy me.


Johnny Carson, Antenna. Louis Gossett Jr., Argus Hamilton and Richard Kline are the guests on this March 18, 1983 episode.


Movie Night!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, AMC.

Mainstream, Showcase.

Old School, Paramount.

A Patch of Blue, 10:30 p.m., TCM.

This Is Where I Leave You, 10:40 p.m., HBO2.



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LATE NIGHT TALK!

Full Frontal With Samantha Bee, 10 p.m., TBS.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Sienna Miller, Judd Apatow and Big Thief.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. RERUN? Guests TBA.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. RERUN. Guests TBA.

Nightline, 12:37 a.m., ABC.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., ABC. Ben Stiller, Rose Matafeo and sitting in with the 8G Band, Brooke Colucci.

The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Maria Bakalova, Stephen Merchant and Wet Leg.



LATE NIGHT PICK!

The Song of Bernadette, 3:20 a.m., FXM.


Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites.

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