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1. Goofy superhero bullshit.
2. Comically graphic violence.
3. Fucked up superhero bullshit.
4. Karl Urban.
This week's Top Pick, The Boys Presents: Diabolical, has all that PLUS it's animated AND an anthology series. I'm not going to push it any harder since you probably already know if this is up your alley or not.
Elsewhere Amazon is doubling down on the idea that people just can't get enough of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz (just watch I Love Lucy - it doesn't get better than that). Netflix's new series, Pieces of Her, doesn't sound terribly interesting until you realize it stars Toni Collette, which instantly takes things up a notch. And Roku has a new series about exotic bug smugglers, which, okay.
🔔 Lucy and Desi (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'From director Amy Poehler, Lucy and Desi explores the unlikely partnership and enduring legacy of one of the most prolific power couples in entertainment history. Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz risked everything together.'
🔔 The Peanuts Classics Anthology Series (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION.
🎥 Fresh (Hulu, 12:01 AM) 'Follows Noa, who meets the alluring Steve at a grocery store and - given her frustration with dating apps - takes a chance and gives him her number. After their first date, Noa is smitten and accepts Steve's invitation to a romantic weekend getaway. Only to find her new paramour has been hiding some unusual appetites.'
🔔 Bug Out (IMDb TV, 12:01 AM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'A trap door into the creepy underworld of exotic bug smugglers and the federal agents who chase them.'
🎵 Goyo: En Letra de Otro (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. "The first female led En Letra de Otro music special to cover personal favorites transports us to the vibrant landscapes of her native Condoto in Chocó, Colombia. In between the stunning and elaborate music numbers, Goyo offers a glimpse of her history and influences, including the origin of her nickname, her father’s love of salsa, her rise to international recognition with the band ChocQuibTown, and her obsession with Shakira."
🎥 The Invisible Thread (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'A teenage son of two fathers makes a documentary about his parents but is surprised when a real-life plot twist occurs in his family.'
🔔 Lies and Deceit (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'A literature teacher seeks justice against a surgeon she claims date raped her, while he vehemently denies her accounts of the encounter.'
🔔 Making Fun (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Grumpy expert maker Jimmy DiResta fields kids' ideas for delightfully pointless inventions. Then — if he's in the mood — he and his pals build 'em.'
🎥 Meskina (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Heartbroken, jobless and in her 30s, Leyla sets out to reinvent herself and search for happiness amid her family's attempts to recouple her.'
🔔 Pieces of Her (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'A woman pieces together her mother's dark past after a violent attack in their small town brings hidden threats and deadly secrets to light.'
🔔 This Joka (Roku, 3:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Come along as Will Smith brings together a diverse lineup of up-and-coming, established, and legendary comedians to explore the nature of comedy and its unique ability to bring people together.'
🔔 Putin's War: The Battle to Save Ukraine - A Special Edition of 20/20 (ABC, 8:00 PM)
🎥 You Can Never Go Home Again (LMN, 8:00 PM) 'After Izzy moves with her family back to her husband's hometown, she discovers their daughter's teacher, Emma, has an obsession with her life and a lust for her husband. After seducing Izzy's husband, Emma will stop at nothing to get what she craves.'
RETURNING SHOWS
🔔 Central Park (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SEASON 2B PREMIERE.
🔔 Dear... (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SEASON 2 PREMIERE.
🎨 Art in Bloom (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) SEASON TWO PREMIERE.
💀 An Unexpected Killer (Oxygen, 8:00 PM) SEASON THREE PREMIERE. "A Predator Within"
💖 Love After Lockup (WE, 9:00 PM) SEASON FOUR PREMIERE. "Happily Ever After?"
STREAMING
😂 LOL: Last One Laughing Canada (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE.
🔔 The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) TBA
🔔 The Afterparty (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) SEASON FINALE. "Maggie"
🔔 Servant (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Camp"
🔔 Severance (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "The One You Are"
🔔 Suspicion (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Be the Gray Man"
🔨 First Time Fixer (Discovery+. 3:01 AM) TBA
🔔 Van Go (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) TBA
💖 Love is Blind (Netflix, 3:01 AM) "Reunion"
🏌️♂️ PGA Tour Golf: Arnold Palmer Invitational, Second Round (Golf, 2:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Buffalo at Kent State (ESPNU, 6:00 PM)
🏌️♂️ PGA Tour Champions Golf: Hoag Classic, First Round (Golf, 6:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Bowling Green at Toledo (CBSSN, 6:30 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Richmond at St. Bonaventure (ESPN2, 7:00 PM)
🏀 Women's College Basketball: Pennsylvania at Princeton (ESPNews, 7:00 PM)
🏀 NBA Basketball: Milwaukee Bucks at Chicago Bulls (ESPN, 7:30 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: OVC Tournament: Murray State vs. TBA (ESPNU, 8:00 PM)
🏒 College Hockey: St. Cloud State at Minnesota-Duluth (CBSSN, 8:30 PM)
🤸♀️ Women's College Gymnastics: Michigan at Oklahoma (ESPN2, 9:00 PM)
🏀 NBA Basketball: New York Knicks at Phoenix Suns (ESPN, 10:05 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: OVC Tournament: Belmont vs. TBA (ESPNU, 10:30 PM)
🏌️♂️ LPGA Tour Golf: HSBC Women's World Championship, Third Round (Golf, 11:00 PM)
*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements.
EARLY PRIMETIME
💲 People Puzzler (GSN, 6:00 PM) "He's A Travelin' Man"
🧽 The Patrick Star Show (Nickelodeon, 7:00 PM) "Who's a Big Boy?"
🔔 Rugrats (Nickelodeon, 7:30 PM) "Tail of the Dogbot; Jonathan for a Day"
🕗 8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL
🔔 Undercover Boss (CBS, 8:00 PM) "UScellular"
🔔 Penn & Teller: Fool Us (CW, 8:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. "Ghostbusters"
🤼♂️ WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Fox, 8:00 PM) TBA
🔔 The Blacklist (NBC, 8:00 PM) "The Conglomerate"
🔔 Treehouse Masters: Branches Out (Animal Planet, 8:00 PM) "Going Global"
💰 Gold Rush (Discovery, 8:00 PM) "Whatever It Takes"
🔔 Brain Games: On the Road (NGC, 8:00 - 10:00 PM)
🔔 The Casagrandes (Nickelodeon, 8:00 PM) "Runaway McBride; High Crimes"
💖 Ready for Love (OWN, 8:00 PM) "The Backup Plan"
🔔 Strangest Things (Science, 8:00 PM) "Mystery of King Tut"
🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race (VH1, 8:00 PM) "Menzeses"
🔔 Middlemost Post (Nickelodeon, 8:30 PM) "Cloud of the Month; A. Plumber"
🔔 Wardens (Outdoor, 8:30 PM) "Ice Fishing Can Be Cold"
🕗 9:00 EASTERN / 🕖 8:00 CENTRAL
🔔 20/20 (ABC, 9:01 PM) "The Drop Out: The Rise and Con of Elizabeth Holmes"
🕵️♀️ Magnum P.I. (CBS, 9:00 PM) "Dead Man Walking"
💀 Dareline NBC (NBC, 9:00 PM) TBA
👮♂️ Cold Case Files (A&E, 9:00 PM) "Sisters in Death"
🍴 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food Network, 9:00 PM) "Meaty, Cheesy and Sweet"
🏠 My Lottery Dream Home (HGTV, 9:00 PM) "A Fistful of Friendship"
👽 Ancient Aliens (History, 9:00 PM) "The Shadow People"
🔔 The Trail (Outdoor, 9:00 PM) "Into The High Lonesome" and "Camp Otis"
🔔 Ladies Who List: Atlanta (OWN, 9:00 PM) "The Reunion"
🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked (VH1, 9:30 PM)
👮♂️ Blue Bloods (CBS, 10:00 PM) "Where We Stand"
🔔 Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10:00 PM) 'A one-on-one interview with Rep. Ruben Gallego, Democratic Congressman from Arizona; panel discussion will include New York Times columnist Brett Stephens and Chloé Valdary, founder of Theory of Enchantment.'
🤼♂️ All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (TNT, 10:00 PM) 'The final confrontations before Sunday's Revolution pay-per-view event; Live from Orlando, Fla.'
👻 A Haunting (Travel, 10:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. "Deliver Us From Evil"
💀 I Survived a Serial Killer (A&E, 10:01 PM) "The Fast Food Killer"
👽 The Proof is Out There (History, 10:03 PM) SEASON FINALE. "Ancient Alien Carvings and Bigfoot 'Shrooms"
🔔 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch (Discovery, 10:17 PM) "Darkness, Danger and Death"
LATE NIGHT
🔔 The Graham Norton Show (BBC America, 11:00 PM) TBA
🎨 Painting with John (HBO, 11:00 PM) 'The Bugs Are Winning'
🔔 The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 PM) 'TV host Drew Barrymore; singer Charli XCX; The Head and the Heart performs.'
🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 PM) TBA
🔔 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM) 'Journalist Julia Ioffe; actor Tom Lennon; Tears for Fears performs.'
🔔 Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM) TBA
🔔 The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 AM) 'Actor Ed Helms; actress Rachel Brosnahan; Samm Henshaw performs.'
🔔 Late Night with Seth Myers (NBC, 12:37 PM) 'Actor Ricky Gervais; actress Edi Patterson; Daniel Fang sits in with the 8G Band.'
📺Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO Binge📺
📺 The Andy Griffith Show (Sundance, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (VH1, 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); The Golden Girls (Hallmark, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); ER (Pop, 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM); Living Single (TVOne, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 3:00 AM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 1:00 AM)); Seinfeld (Comedy Central, 3:00 PM - 7:00 PM); House (Pop, 3:00 PM - 8:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land, 8:00 PM - 11:05 PM); Good Times (TVOne, 8:00 PM - 3:00 AM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); King of Queens (TV Land, 11:05 AM - 2:00 AM); Alice (Antenna, 11:30 PM)
📺 Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Comedian Don Rickles; author Ray Bradbury; actress Cheryl Ladd.'
More TV Listings: The Futon Critic; Zap2it
Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com; hollywoodreporter.com
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