Slap-O-Matic And Other Tuesday Headlines

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RIP Johnnie Cochran On March 29th, 2005 [Born 1937]

Empty Wheel Again Responds To 'dO sOMeThiNG!!!!!!!!!!!!111' Twitter [Empty Wheel]

'Picture This: Vladimir Putin, The Healthy Lifestyle Politician' [I Might Be Wrong]

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RIP Mitch Hedberg On March 29th, 2005 [Born 1968]

'GUEST COLUMN: I've Farted Better Movies Than CODA' [I Might Be Wrong]

Anthony Anderson's Wife Filed For Divorce Again [People Via MSN]

The Latest (Maybe? Probably Not) [The Hollywood Reporter]

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RIP Patty Duke On March 29th, 2016 [Born 1946]

Hunter Biden, Famine-Causer [The Wrap]

The Worse The SVU Episode, The Better The SVU Podcast [Special Viewing Unit]

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RIP Jeannie Deckers, AKA 'The Singing Nun,' On March 29th, 1985 [Born 1933]

Maybe Coming Soon, Maybe Just A Negotiation Ploy: NFL+ [Awful Announcing]

The Rooney Rule Is Being Expanded [Yahoo! Sports]

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RIP Georges Seurat On March 29th, 1891 [Born 1859]

PET SET - SAGE