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Is it weird that Curling, of all things, has become as popular as it has? When I was a kid, I don't remember if it was even a part of the Winter Olympics (I just checked - it was and has been since 1924), but these days you'd think it's one of the only reasons for the existence of the Winter Olympics. How long before we have a professional US curling league? Can a curling Superbowl be far behind? Not to mention an inspirational Disney film about a ragtag team of outsider curlers who play by their own set of rules but eventually learn how to play as a team and will probably involve a golden retriever in some capacity? I think this horse is out of the barn and all we can do is figure out how best to ride it.
Elsewhere we have the second season of Dollface on Hulu, Netflix is out with two films with "love" in the title (one involving bondage) in time for Valentine's Day (did I mention one involves bondage?), and Peacock has a new rom-com (that does not involve bondage) starring Owen Wilson and Jennifer Lopez that is about twenty years too late (THANK GOD IT DOES NOT INVOLVE BONDAGE).
TOP OLYM-PICK(s)
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🎥 I Want You Back (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) 'Peter (Charlie Day) and Emma (Jenny Slate) thought they were on the precipice of life's moments - marriage, kids, and houses in the suburbs - until their respective partners dumped them. Horrified to learn that the loves of their lives have already moved on, Peter and Emma hatch a hilarious plan to win back their exes with unexpected results.'
🎥 Homestay (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) 'A soul, homestays in the body of a deceased high school student. While reincarnated, it must find the student's death cause. Limited to 100 days, a glimmer of light and large darkness intersect in the truth.'
🔔 Sofia Nino de Rivera: Lo Volveria a Hacer (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) SPECIAL PRESENTATION. 'Sofía explores her views on death, immigration and the broken prison system in Mexico. She discusses getting to know her public and shares stories of getting engaged, married, pregnant, the hormones and labor and delivery.'
🎥 The Sky is Everywhere (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) 'A shy, teenage musician tries to keep things together in the aftermath of her older, more outgoing sister's death.'
🔔 Pretzel and the Puppies (Apple TV+. 12:01 AM) SEASON ONE. 'Based on the beloved canine from the classic book Pretzel by award-winning authors Margret and H.A. Rey, creators of Curious George, the original series is a new story about the modern dog family led by stay-at-home dad Pretzel, his five adorable Dachshund puppies, and mom Greta, the mayor of Muttgomery.'
🔔 Warning (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 'Set in the not-too-distant future, this intense sci-fi thriller explores the repercussions that mankind faces when their omniscient technology becomes a substitute for human contact. But life begin to unravel when a global storm causes electronics to go haywire, leading to terrifying, deadly consequences.'
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🎥 Anne+: The Film (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Under pressure to finish her novel and move to Montreal for her relationship, a queer 20-something in Amsterdam searches for what she wants in life.'
🎥 Bigbug (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Humans have ceded most tasks to AI in 2045, even in nostalgic Alice's home. So when robots stage a coup, her androids protectively lock her doors.'
🔔 Inventing Anna (Netflix, 3:01 AM) LIMITED SERIES. 'Audacious entrepreneur or con artist? A journalist chases down the story of Anna Delvey, who convinced New York's elite she was a German heiress.'
🎥 Love and Leashes (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Love never hurt so good for two co-workers who enter a contractual relationship as partners in consensual play, pleasure and pain.'
🎥 Love Tactics (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'An ad executive and a fashion designer-blogger don't believe in love, so they place a bet to make the other fall head over heels — with unusual tactics.'
🎥 Tall Girl 2 (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Landing the lead in the school musical is a dream come true for Jodi, until the pressure sends her confidence — and her relationship — into a tailspin.'
🎥 The In Between (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) 'After surviving a car accident that took the life of her boyfriend, a teenage girl believes he's attempting to reconnect with her from the after world.'
🎥 Marry Me (Peacock, 3:01 AM) 'Music superstars Kat Valdez and Bastian are getting married before a global audience of fans. But when Kat learns, seconds before her vows, that Bastian has been unfaithful, she decides to marry Charlie, a stranger in the crowd, instead.'
🔔 Everything's Gonna Be All White (Showtime, 8:00 PM) SERIES PREMIERE. 'Exploring the history of race in America from the perspective of people of color, featuring insights from noted historians, cultural commentators, actors, activists and artists.'
🎥 Old Flames Never Die (LMN, 8:00 PM) 'When successful novelist Kira Young returns to her hometown to escape bad press, she rekindles a romantic one-night stand with her high school sweetheart Weston Wade, who soon develops an unhealthy obsession for her.'
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RETURNING SHOWS
🔨 First Time Fixer (Discovery+, 3:01 AM) SEASON THREE PREMIERE.
🔔 Dollface (Hulu, 3:01 AM) SEASON TWO.
🔔 Love is Blind (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON TWO.
🔔 Toy Boy (Netflix, 3:01 AM) SEASON TWO.
🔔 Holly Hobbie (Disney, 8:30 PM) SEASON THREE PREMIERE. "The Jam Jam" and "The Shortsighted Scholar"
STREAMING
🐲 The Legend of Vox Machina (Amazon Prime, 12:01 AM) TBA
🔔 The Afterparty (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "High School"
🔔 Servant (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Ring"
🔔 Suspicion (Apple TV+, 12:01 AM) "Strangers"
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🏌️♂️ PGA Tour Golf: WM Phoenix Open, Second Round (Golf, 3:00 PM)
🏒 College Hockey: Nebraska-Omaha at Miami (Ohio) (CBSSN, 7:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Kent State at Akron (ESPN2, 7:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Wright State at Wisconsin-Milwaukee (ESPNU, 7:00 PM)
🏈 Madden NFL 22 Ultimate Bowl Finale (ESPN, 8:30 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: St. Bonaventure at Saint Louis (ESPN2, 9:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Iona at Siena (ESPNU, 9:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Fresno State at Colorado State (CBSSN, 9:30 PM)
🌽 Johnsonville ACL Cornhole Championships: ACL SuperHole II (ESPN, 9:30 PM)
*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements.
EARLY PRIMETIME
💲 Chain Reaction (GSN, 5:00 PM) "Fun Teachers vs. Brown Family"
🐶 Paw Patrol (Nick Jr, 5:30 PM) "Pups Save a Chicken Tulip; Pups Stop an Xtreme Shark"
💲 People Puzzler (GSN, 6:00 PM) "Color Me Bubbly"
🧽 Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years (Nickelodeon, 7:00 PM) "Squisery"
🔔 The Smurfs (Nickelodeon, 7:30 PM) "Crashing Gargamel's Party; The Curse of the Smurfs' Treasure"
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🕗 8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL
🔔 Jeopardy! National College Championship (ABC, 8:00 PM) "Quarterfinals #4"
👀 Big Brother: Celebrity Edition (CBS, 8:00 PM) TBA
🤼♂️ WWE Friday Night SmackDown (Fox, 8:00 PM) TBA
🔔 Treehouse Masters: Ultimate Builds (Animal Planet, 8:00 PM) "Juniper Tree Dreams"
💰 Gold Rush (Discovery, 8:00 PM) "Rebirth of Monster Red"
🔔 Secrets of Sulphur Springs (Disney, 8:00 PM) "Crunch Time"
🔔 The Casagrandes (Nickelodeon, 8:00 PM) "Don't Zoo That"
💖 Ready for Love (OWN, 8:00 PM) "Sparks Will Fly...or Fizzle"
💀 Killer Siblings (Oxygen, 8:00 PM) "Freemans"
🔔 Unearthed (Science, 8:00 PM) "Secrets of the Wild West"
🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race (VH1, 8:00 PM) "Glamazon Prime"
🔔 Middlemost Post (Nickelodeon, 8:30 PM) "Premium Parker; Toast of the Town"
🔔 Wardens (Outdoor, 8:30 PM) "Group Patrols"
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🕗 9:00 EASTERN / 🕖 8:00 CENTRAL
👮♂️ Cold Case Files (A&E, 9:00 PM) "Dark Angel"
🍴 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food Network, 9:00 PM) "Triple D Nation: Fish, Fries and Frog Legs"
🏠 My Lottery Dream Home (HGTV, 9:00 PM) "Scratch Offs: Mortgage Free in Atlanta"
👽 Ancient Aliens (History, 9:00 PM) "Recovering the Ark of the Covenant"
🔔 Ladies Who List: Atlanta (OWN, 9:00 PM) "Giddy Up!"
💀 Family Massacre (Oxygen, 9:00 PM) "The Rogers Family"
💖 Love After Lockup (WE, 9:00 PM) "Love During Lockup: Bye Felicia"
🔔 20/20 (ABC, 9:01 PM) 'The woman at center of deadly love triangle speaks out following a shocking confession.'
🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked (VH1, 9:30 PM) TBA
🔔 Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10:00 PM) TBA
🔔 Forbidden History (Science, 10:00 PM) "The Quest for King Arthur"
🤼♂️ All Elite Wrestling: Rampage (TNT, 10:00 PM) 'The AEW World Tag Team Champions Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus will face the Gunn Club -- Austin Gunn and Colten Gunn, managed by their father Billy Gunn -- in a title match; from Team Taz, rising star Hook faces QT Marshall's top student Blake Li.'
👻 A Haunting (Travel, 10:00 PM) "Nevermore"
💀 I Survived a Serial Killer (A&E, 10:01 PM) "The Mid-Michigan Killer" and "The Grim Sleeper"
👽 The Proof is Out There (History, 10:03 PM) "Bigfoot's Death Cry and Bird on Mars"
🔔 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch (Discovery, 10:16 PM) "Radioactive Rocks"
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LATE NIGHT
🔔 The Graham Norton Show (BBC America, 11:00 PM) 'Graham is joined by actors Courteney Cox, Taron Egerton, Minnie Driver, Uma Thurman and Ariana DeBose; with music from Lola Young, performing her new single "So Sorry."'
🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 PM) TBA
🔔 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM) 'Journalist John Dickerson; actor Corey Hawkins.'
🔔 Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM) TBA
🔔 The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 AM) 'Actor Jack McBrayer; actress Alexandra Shipp; Angels & Airwaves perform.'
📺Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO Binge📺
📺 The Andy Griffith Show (Sundance, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (VH1, 8:00 AM - 12:30 PM); Roseanne (CMT, 9:00 AM - 11:42 AM); The Golden Girls (Hallmark, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM); ER (Pop, 9:00 AM - 3:00 AM); Living Single (TVOne, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 10:45 AM); Hawaii Five-0 (Ion, 10:00 AM - 3:00 AM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM); Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 2:00 AM)); Seinfeld (Comedy Central, 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM); House (Pop, 3:00 PM - 8:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM & 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Land, 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Good Times (TVOne, 8:00 PM - 3:00 AM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); King of Queens (TV Land, 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM); Alice (Antenna, 11:30 PM)
📺 Johnny Carson (Antenna, 10:00 PM) 'Actor Jerry Van Dyke; actor Lily Tomlin; Walter Slezak; Sam Blotner.'
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Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Zap2it; Netflix; Wikipedia; Horrornews.net; Sysfy.com; hollywoodreporter.com
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