The Nasty Professor and Other Thursday Headlines

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The Day the Clown Was a Pervert (Vanity Fair)

"Putin's Most Useful Idiot" (The Bulwark)

Rudy makes a bid to be the surprise dramatic witness before the Jan. 6 committee (Wonkette)

Alas, no commentary on "Hard Times for Lovers" (Vulture)

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How many times is Butthole Eyes going to get off of Instagram? (Page Six)

Irresponsible and defensive is not a good look for Hilary Duff (Page Six)

via Weird Universe; there used to be one in my sheriff's office with the words "She cries when I put her in a safety seat ..." over the image of a child's grave.

"How do I get my fan mail?" (Mlive) (I'm biased, because one of the victims was a distant relative, but this is just horrifying.)

We knew it was coming: Tom Brady goes Hollywood (Yahoo Sports)

PET SET: MABEL

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