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Now hear me out. We're gonna make a movie where Nic Cage is a loose cannon President and by loose cannon I mean he eats a lot of McDonald's and KFC so we know exactly where everything's going. And he's going to rage tweet like only Nic Cage can. But because we need a sequel, this time Nic Cage forgot to eat and then shit out all the super secret no girls aloud documents. It's all going to wind up in this place - you won't believe it! - called Mar a Lago. [CNN]
Nineteen Austin police officers have been indicted with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in the 2020 protests over the death of George Floyd. First of all, it's 2022 as my wrinkles keep reminding me, why the fuck didn't this happen two years ago? And how were this many officers involved? [Associated Press]
I'm told that Ottawa operates on the same time as me. I've organized a few protests in my time. Exactly none of them has lasted three weeks. [Associated Press]
Oh, yeah, we've got a judge who agrees with reality and thinks that Trump is responsible for the insurrection. [Business Insider]
Political discussion welcome.
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