Two More Shopping Days Until Christmas and Make Your Own Thursday Headlines

 

via The Randy Report

Merry Christmas, y'all!

Side note: You may have noticed I have a crush on Tom Daley. I was reminded of my old "Top 10 Things I'd Say to Tom Daley That Would Get Me Slapped" from 2012 or so. From memory, here goes:

10. Let's see where you aren't tanned.
9. I know a great cure for shrinkage.
8. You like writers, do you?
7. I'll buy you beer.
6. Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
(Can't remember 5, 4 and 3.)
2. You. Me. Mears. Let's do this!
1. Wear the medal.