Friday, November 12, 2021

What's On Tonight (Saturday): The Blade Lotus

Blade Runner: Black Lotus

Drive! Push it to the floor till the engine screams! Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, November 13!

Tonight's Top Pick is another anime original from Adult Swim and Crunchroll. Blade Runner: Black Lotus (Adult Swim, midnight) explores a period between the two movies, after the events of Black Out and focused on a female replicant, Elle, created for an unknown purpose. Jessica Henwick voices Elle, and other performers include Samira Wiley, Stephen Root, Josh Duhamel, and Barkhad Abdi.

Elsewhere, SNL has Taylor's version, Side Hustle turns to the dark side, Food Wars prepares an appetizer and main dish, the Christmas movies invasion is here, HBO does a BoogieFrankie Drake goes to the Cabaret, and Carole Baskin saves big kitties. 

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Zap2it.)

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

Carole Baskin's Cage Fight (Discovery+, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. "Activist Carole Baskin and her husband, Howard, investigate the treatment of big cats, exposing animal trafficking, animal abuse and illegal zoo tours, while coming into contact with dangerous operators."

Frankie Drake Mysteries (Ovation, 7 p.m.): After witnessing a man's murder, Frankie's search for his lady-friend suspect leads her to an underground cabaret and surprising results.✔️

πŸŽ₯ The Secret Life of Pets 2 (Freeform, 7:30 p.m.): "Continuing the story of Max and his pet friends, following their secret lives after their owners leave them for work or school each day."

πŸŽ₯πŸŽ„ A Snowy Christmas (UPtv, 7 p.m.): "Lawyer Kelly returns home to spend Christmas with her family. She dreams of finding her perfect man, just when she meets contractor Forrest. With her family's home at risk of demolition, will the magic of Christmas be enough to save it?" Honestly, I hope not.

BRIEFLY: Anni: The Honeymoon Murder (Discovery+, 3 a.m., special); The Haunted Museum (Discovery+, 3 a.m.)
Frankie Drake Mysteries (via Tumblr)

πŸ•— 8 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•– 7 P.M. CENTRAL

πŸŽ₯ Boogie (HBO, 8 p.m.): Eddie Huang's Coming-of-age story of Taylor Takahashi, a basketball phenom living in Queens, New York, who dreams of one day playing in the NBA. While his parents pressure him to focus on earning a scholarship to an elite college, he must find a way to navigate a new girlfriend, high school, on-court rivals and the burden of expectation.

πŸŽ₯πŸŽ„ Christmas Time Is Here (GAC Family, 8 p.m.): Not in my book it isn't.

Danger Force (Nickelodeon, 8 p.m.): "After Volt and ShoutOut are kidnapped by Cyborg Rick Twitler, Henry Hart returns from Dystopia in an attempt to save his friends and stop the anti-internet cyborg for good." That is a lot to digest.

πŸŽ₯ A Mother's Fury (LMN, 8 p.m.): Elizabeth and her husband bask in the glow of being new parents. However, when a kidnapper shatters that happiness, Elizabeth will stop at nothing to find her -- even if the consequences are... deadly.

πŸŽ₯πŸŽ„ My Christmas Family Tree (Hallmark Channel, 8 p.m.): In this documentary, the family tree of Krampus is explored and the extended family that has left his empire for Christmasia. Most of those who left did so upon the overthrow of Knecht Ruprecht, Krampus' cousin, and reinstatement of Krampus. The extended family still kept some contact with the rest of the family, particularly Namahage, which came into play many years later when Krampus' not-quite ex-wife Perchta got their infant son, Ded Moroz, to Christmasia and to be raised by her sister. He is, of course, now a big Christmasia commander, profiled in last year's Swept Up by Christmas. Also noted will be what little is known of Krampus' parents, who lived in an unknown and far off land, and Krampus' first family, which was started soon after the Great Elvish Schism, but their whereabouts remain unknown.

πŸŽ₯πŸŽ„ A Picture Perfect Holiday (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): A fashion photographer and a wildlife photographer must decide if they're willing to take a risk to share a picture-perfect holiday together.

Side Hustle (Nickelodeon, 8:30 p.m.): When an overworked Lex goes to the martial arts dark side, Presley and Munchy must use their top-secret best friend knowledge to take her down and get their friend back.

NOTICES:
πŸŽ₯ Svengoolie (MeTV, 8 p.m.): Indestructible Man (1956)
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (The CW, 8 p.m.): Greg Proops✔️

BRIEFLYCold Justice (Oxygen); Outgrown (HGTV)
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (via Giphy)

πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•— 8 P.M. CENTRAL

πŸ“Ί Hardcastle and McCormick (Decades, 9 p.m.): Drive! Spend the weekend with a judge (Brian Keith) and a streetwise car thief (Daniel Hugh Kelly) in one of the odder premise-pairings for '80s action shows. In this episode, "McCormick gets a shot at big-time racing and then learns that his sponsor deals in stolen goods."✔️

This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture have you consumed lately? This is our weekly thread for you talk about it.

BRIEFLY911 Crisis Center (Oxygen); Love & Marriage: Huntsville (OWN); Pawn Stars (History); World's Funniest Animals (The CW); The Zoo (Animal Planet)

πŸ•™ 10 P.M. EASTERN / πŸ•˜ 9 P.M. CENTRAL

Arcane (Netflix, 10 p.m.): Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of this League of Legends-based series.

Meet the Press Film Festival (MSNBC, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. "Documentaries focusing on stories affected by U.S. politics and more."

πŸŽ₯ One December Night (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries, 10 p.m.): In this one-shot movie, the War on Christmas almost arrives in the most southern reaches of Christmasia when Klaubauf, Krampus' half-brother, attempts to stall a vital supply line and take Poinsettia Pass. Some fast thinking by the soon-retiring commander Clarence Odbody and his handful of mostly non-combat men throws a wrench in Klaubauf's masterplan. However, Odbody pays the ultimate price for the victory.

NOTICES:
NFL Icons (Epix): Marcus Allen
πŸ“Ί SNL Vintage (NBC): Liam Neeson, Modest Mouse (13 Nov 2004)

BRIEFLY48 Hours (CBS); Arctic Vets (Nat Geo Wild); The Dead Files (Travel Channel); Family or FiancΓ© (OWN); G.O.A.T./Eye Wonder (Disney XD)
Hardcastle and McCormick (via Tumblr)

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⭐ Blade Runner: Black Lotus (Adult Swim, midnight & 12:30 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. "A young woman with amnesia must hunt down the people responsible for her brutal and bloody past to find the truth of her lost identity."✔️

Food Wars! (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): For the final bout, each member from the team must complete one appetizer and one main dish.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.): SEASON PREMIERE. After Obito angers Kakishi, Naruto defends his sensei.

Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): Konton devises a plan to destroy the Half-Demon Princesses. Riku offers to help him, and the three girls are lured into a ravine.

πŸ“Ί That Girl (Antenna TV, 11 p.m.): "Ann learns Lou is jealous of Don."

πŸ“Ί The Time Tunnel (MeTV, 3 a.m.): In 13th-century Asia, Tony and Doug aid Marco Polo in defending a fort against Mongols led by Genghis Khan's grandson.

NOTICES:
Austin City Limits (PBS, 11 p.m.): Jackson Browne
Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:29 p.m.): Jonathan Majors, Taylor Swift

BRIEFLYTrue Nightmares: Tales of Terror (Investigation Discovery, 11:30 p.m.)

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⭐: Top Pick
πŸ’²: Game show
πŸŽ₯: Movie
πŸ“Ί: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included

Happy watching, everyone!

(NOTICESaturday Night Live is tomorrow night, so the Sunday WOT will go up a few minute early.)

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