Turd Of Paradise And Other Tuesday Headlines

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Born This Day: Delores Del Rio [1904]

'Vaccinate The World. Now' [The Bulwark]

Who Could Have Seen This Coming But Everyone? Great Job, DeathSantis! [Wonkette]

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Born This Day: Tony Bennett [1926]

Spoilers For And Just Like That... [Page Six]

Oh, Molly Shannon Is In The White Lotus? Maybe I'll Check It Out After All (Probably Not] Town & Country]

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Born This Day: Martha Stewart [1941]

Lil Nas X Versus 'DaBaby' [Vulture]

Destry Spielberg Really Wants You To Believe Her Last Name Doesn't Help Her Out That Much In Hollywood [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Born This Day: John T. Scopes, Teacher Tried For Teaching Evolution [1900]

'Simone Biles Accomplished Exactly What She Set Out To Do' [The Bulwark]

Imagine A Future Where The Super Bowl Is A Pay-Per-View Event [Awful Announcing]

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Born This Day: Tom Brady [1977]

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