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| Gunpowder Milkshake |
If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, July 14!
Tonight's Top Pick, Gunpowder Milkshake, is mostly the Top Pick because of its title, which I think is a great one — though not all that appetizing. This Netflix movie stars Karen Gillan as an assassin and Lena Headey as her mom and assassin. They get some revenge on those who took everything from them. Reviews have been mixed.
Elsewhere, Loki probably finds the TVA authorities, Netflix throws a Heist, Monsters, Incorporated has a kid problem, Po Po arrives at Kung Fu, Dave joins a dating app, Masters get their pasta on with Nancy Silverton, Good Trouble returns, and Gordon Ramsey researches soup.
Elsewhere, Loki probably finds the TVA authorities, Netflix throws a Heist, Monsters, Incorporated has a kid problem, Po Po arrives at Kung Fu, Dave joins a dating app, Masters get their pasta on with Nancy Silverton, Good Trouble returns, and Gordon Ramsey researches soup.
STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME
🎥 A Classic Horror Story (Netflix, 3 a.m.): "Five people traveling by camper crash into a tree. When they recover, the road they were driving on has been replaced by an impenetrable forest and a wooden house."
🎥 The Guide to the Perfect Family (Netflix, 3 a.m.): "A couple in Québec deals with the pitfalls, pressure and high expectations of raising kids in a society obsessed with success and social media image."
⭐🎥 Gunpowder Milkshake (Netflix, 3 a.m.): "To protect an 8-year-old girl, a dangerous assassin reunites with her mother and her lethal associates to take down a ruthless crime syndicate and its army of henchmen."✔️
Heist (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SEASON ONE. Famous heists are recreated.
How to Olympics (YouTube, noon): SERIES PREMIERE. "Eight-episode series that gives viewers everything they need to know about select Olympic events." It is hosted by The Try Guys.
💲 Jeopardy! (Syndicated, check local listings): We are in the final weeks of the season, so now we get the one-week wonder hosts. This week: George Stephanopoulos.
Loki (Disney+, 3 a.m.): SEASON FINALE. Down with the TVA(?)! Don't fret, Loki will return for season two.
Monsters at Work (Disney+, 3 a.m.): "When a human baby's room is damaged by a Jokester, Tylor has his first experience working with MIFT on the repairs. While the room is repaired, Mike and Sulley must take care of a human baby."
My Unorthodox Life (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SEASON ONE. "The personal and profession life of fashion mogul Julia Haart, a former member of an ultra-Orthodox Jewish community."
🍽️ Occasional Cooks (What's On Tonight & Pop Culture, 7 p.m.): What have you been making in your kitchen lately? Want some inspiration? Check out our weekly food thread!
🎥 Private Network: Who Killed Manuel Buendía (Netflix, 3 a.m.): "A deep dive into the work of renowned Mexican journalist Manuel Buendía looks to unravel his murder and the ties between politics and drug trafficking."
BRIEFLY: 💲 America Says (GSN, 7 p.m.); Golden: The Journey of USA's Elite Gymnasts (Peacock, 3 a.m.); Love Island UK (Hulu, midnight); Tiger Queen (Discovery+, 3 a.m., special): Tooning Out the News (Paramount+, 3 a.m.)
🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL
Kung Fu (The CW, 8 p.m.): With time running out, Nicky and Henry work to translate a cryptic map that could lead them to the Forge. Althea and the family prepare for Po Po's arrival.
Mechashark (Discovery Channel, 8 p.m.): SPECIAL. Like Mechagodzilla, but it's a shark.
NOTICES:
Jimmel Kimmel Live: Game Night with guest host Anthony Anderson (ABC): Dwayne Johnson
MasterChef: Legends (Fox): Nancy Silverton
BRIEFLY: Big Brother (CBS); Married at First Sight: Kicking off Houston (Lifetime, special); Music's Great Mysteries (AXS TV); The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo); Siesta Key (MTV)
🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL
In the Dark (The CW, 9 p.m.): When the police don't seem inclined to investigate the death of a blind woman's closest friend, she dedicates herself to finding out what happened to him.
The Real Sharknado (Discovery Channel, 9 p.m.): SPECIAL. Ian Ziering and Tara Reid join Dr. Tristan Guttridge to see if a real Sharknado, with sharks risking their lives to attack humans, could happen. I'm gonna take a wild, out of left field guess, and say... no.
Sistas (BET, 9 p.m.): The men in these relationships are ready for next level commitments, but the ladies are reluctant.
NOTICES:
2021 NBA Finals, Game 4 (ABC): Phoenix at Milwaukee✔️
BRIEFLY: Court Cam (A&E, season premiere); Crime Scene Kitchen (Fox); Family Karma (Bravo); Forged in Fire (History); Love Island (CBS); Shark Attack Files (National Geographic)
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| Schitt's Creek on sports |
🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL
Dave (FXX, 10 p.m.): Dave joins an exclusive online dating app and matches with a pop star. Technological courtship ensues, as Dave gets caught up in the excitement of a modern-day romance.
Good Trouble (Freeform, 10 p.m.): Callie and Gael decide to give their relationship a shot. Alice returns to the comedy program thanks to help from an unexpected source. Dennis' return has Davia questioning everything.✔️
Gordon Ramsay: Shark Bait (National Geographic, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. Gordon Ramsay sets out to investigate the controversial evil "shark fin soup."
Return to the Lair of the Great White (Discovery Channel, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. Dr. Craig O'Connell and Marc Payne return to where they filmed a juvenile great white, believing there's a nursery nearby.
NOTICES:
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo): Sasha Morfaw, Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Karam, Danny Pellegrino
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NOTICES:
Gutfeld! (Fox News, 11 p.m.): To be announced
Jimmy Kimmel Live! with guest host Phoebe Robinson (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Chris Bosh, Moneybagg Yo
Josh Gates Tonight (Discovery Channel, 11 p.m.): Sandra Lee, Rob Gronkowski
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Florence Pugh, Questlove, Walk the Moon
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Mindy Kaling, Wally Baram
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Mindy Kaling, Wally Baram
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Don Cheadle, Cecily Strong, BTS
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| Good Trouble (via Giphy) |
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Note: All times are Eastern.
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Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; J! Archive; TV Passport; Zap2it⭐: Top Pick
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