The Shilling Fields And Other Friday Headlines

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Mona Charen Eulogizes Decency [The Bulwark]

In Case You Missed It: 'A First Lady For All Of Us' [Vogue]

Just A  Lobbyist For Exxon Proud Of Destroying The Planet [Wonkette]

Alex Petri Wants An Audit Of Thermometers [The Washington Post]

BONUS LINK! Eric Boehlert On The Beltway Media's 'Week In Hyperventilation Mode' [Press Run]

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Chris Kattan Was Kicked Off A Flight For Being A Maskhole [Page Six]

The Co-Conservator For Britney Spears Is Seeking To Withdraw [The Wrap]

Don Cheadle Married His Longtime Partner During Lockdown [CNN]

Adios, Bitch [Dlisted]

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William And Harry Reunited [CNN]

Jacqueline Bisset, A Castrated Penis And Mariska's Father All In One Episode! [These Are Their Stories]

Remembering The 2004-2005 Television Season [TVLine]

'Christian Preacher Knows Why Oprah And Tom Hanks Won't Sue Him For Saying They're Child Molesters' [Wonkette]

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The Dodgers Are At The White House Today [Yahoo!]

Oh, So That's Why Dan Snyder Promoted His Wife A Few Days Ago [Pro Football Talk]

Amazon's Stab At A League Of Their Own Series Will Star Nick Offerman [Awful Announcing]

'Now We Can All Laugh About Bobby Bonilla Day' [Deadspin]

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