Smells Like Marine Spirit And Other Tuesday Headlines

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July 13th Is... International Rock Day

Oh Christ, It's This Fucking Asshole Again [Wonkette]

Tim Miller Takes Apart The Latest 'Culture War' Nonsense [The Bulwark]

The Next Big Lie Is That We All Imagined That Insurrection [Press Run]

Judges Are Going Wild On Social Media [NBC News]

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Do You Feel Old Yet? It's Been Twenty-Five Years Since 'Wannabe' [Billboard]

An Interview With 'Enfant Terrible' Jean-Paul Gaultier [Town & Country]

Sorry Hayley Atwell, I Think Less Of You For This [Yahoo!]

'The Secret History Of The WORST Legally Blonde Production EVER' [Rolling Stone]

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On His Birthday, 99-Year Old Arthur Jackson Was Honored For His Service As One Of The First Black Marines [Houston Chronicle]

The Guys Finally Arrive At The Most Batshit Episode Of SVU Ever [Special Viewing Unit]

Andie MacDowell Came Out As A Silver Fox [Tom & Lorenzo]

Aly Raisman's Missing Dog Was Found [NBC News Via MSN]

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'ShaCarri Richardson Can Outrun Everything Except A Broken System' [The Ringer]

Racist Soccer Fans Reacted To England's Loss Exactly As You'd Expect [NBC News]

Bryan Curtis And David Shoemaker On ESPN's Rachel Nichols Mess [The Press Box]

Nothing To See Here! [Associated Press]

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PET SET - CHOWDER

*Note I: I'm on vacation for the rest of the week.

**Note II: Now taking volunteers for creating the Saturday Night Live posts for season 47. I will be taking it off my plate.