What Doesn't Grill You And Other Friday Headlines

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They're Still Humoring Him [The Bulwark]

Found The Rigged Election! [Wonkette]

Very Fine People Update [The Daily Beast]

Alex Petri Asks,  'Are You Still Welcome In Today's GOP?' [The Washington Post]

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Billy Crystal Is Not A Fan Of Cancel Culture, So He's Probably Cancelled [Page Six]

Claire McNear Takes A Break From Talking Jeopardy! To Talk About Dumbass Articles About Liberals 'Addicted To Lockdown' [The Press Box Podcast/Wonkette]

Martha Stewart Is Here To Save Your Outdoor Entertaining Plans This Summer [Town & Country]

The HFPA Is Still Trying To Save Itself Through Organizational Reforms [The Hollywood Reporter]

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It's May 7th, So Let's Start Trying To Predict The Emmy Nominations [Variety]

'Homeless Veteran Who Slept In His Car & Traveled The Country To Help Others Gets New Home' [WUSA Via MSN]

Hard To Believe Forging A 'Partnership' With A 'QAnon Influencer' Could Go Wrong [The Daily Beast]

Meghan McCain Stylist Update: Yup, He Still Hates Her [Primetimer]

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Priorities: Tom Wilson Only Got A $5,000 Fine For His Dirty Play Against The Rangers But Don't Worry, The NHL Fined The Rangers Six Figures For Daring To Complain About The NHL's Head Of Player Safety [AP]

Pfizer Will Be Vaccinating Tokyo Olympians [Yahoo! Sports]

Perhaps There Is Hope For Aaron Rodgers Ending His Career As A Packer After All [USA Today]

The Curtain Is Falling On Albert Pujols' Career [Deadspin]

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