What's On Tonight (Thursday): The Mane Event

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⭐ My Mane Problem (Allblk, 3:01 AM) 'Hair is a pretty big deal in the black community.' You might think, 'Well, it is for everyone, isn't it?' Not quite. For African-Americans, it has been everything from a civil rights issue to a basic merchandising and maintenance challenge, including accessibility to/quality of products and professionals equipped to understand your needs. Madam C.J. Walker became the first self-made African-American millionaire as a 'hair culturalist' (her term) catering to a here-to-fore ignored customer class. In this series, Shear Genius alum Dr. Boogie assists featured clients in 'confronting their very personal journeys including chemical burns, mold, balding due to extensions and wigs, and much more. Dr. Boogie works with each individual to offer real solutions, hair care treatment and ultimately, a new lease on life through his empathetic consultations.'

HIGHLIGHTS

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Streaming

🔔 60 Minutes+ (Paramount+, 3:01 AM)

🔔 Baketopia (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) Yet another attempt to copy the success of (early season) The Great British Bake-Off. I made it as far as this in the A.V. Club announcement: 'The show is hosted and executive produced by YouTube star Rosanna Pansino.' Your tolerance for reality shows hosted by YouTube stars may vary, however.

🔔 Baroness Von Sketch Show (IFC, 12:00 AM) Series finale.

🔔 Caught By A Wave (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'After falling in love at a sailing summer camp in Sicily, reality comes crashing down on a teenage couple when a harsh truth prompts a pivotal decision.'

🔔 Fear The Walking Dead: Episode Diaries (AMC+, 3:01 AM) How many goddamn offshoots of this show are there?

🔔 Genera+ion (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 John Wayne Gacy: Devil In Disguise (Peacock, 3:01 AM) Limited series.

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🔔 Millennials (Allblk, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 The Real World Homecoming: New York (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 The Restaurant: 1951 (Sundance Now, 3:01 AM) Series premiere.

🎥 The Runaway Bunny (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) Animated adaptation of the children's book; narrated by Tracee Ellis Ross.

🔔 Secret Magic Control Agency (Netflix, 3:01 AM) An 'animated spy fantasy adventure' featuring the characters of Hansel and Gretel. 

🔔 Sesame Street (HBO Max, 3:01 AM)

🔔 Shtisel (Netflix, 3:01 AM) Season three.

🔔 Talking Dead (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Tooning Out The News (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Walking Dead (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 

Broadcast/Cable/Satellite
📺 Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 11:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 4:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Cake Boss (Discovery Family, 7:00 PM - 11:30 PM); Archie Bunker's Place (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); Beat Bobby Flay (Food Network, 2:30 PM - 8:00 PM & 11:00 PM - 5:00 AM); Designing Women (Antenna, 11:00 & 11:30 PM)

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⚾ MLB Spring Training Baseball (MLB Network) 4:00 PM: Los Angeles Angels at Colorado Rockies. 9:00 PM: Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs.

🏀 NIT Basketball Tournament (ESPN2, From 6:00 PM; ESPN, From 7:00 PM) Quarterfinals.

🎥 WALL-E (Freeform, 7:00 PM)

🏀 NBA Basketball* (TNT) 7:30 PM: Portland at Miami. 10:00 PM: 76ers at Lakers.

🔔 🍴 Beat Bobby Flay (Food Network, 8:00 & 8:30 PM) 'Power Trip: Actor Joseph Sikora joins Michael Symon to bring the muscle into Bobby Flay's kitchen; they recruit superchefs Ian Rynecki and Ruth Wigman to put the squeeze on Bobby.'

🔔 The First 48 (A&E, 8:00 & 9:00 PM)

🔔 🍴 Hell's Kitchen (Fox, 8:00 PM) 'Cook For Your Life: The six remaining chefs visit Criss Angel's theater, where the coveted black jackets are revealed; the chefs are tasked with re-creating one of Ramsay's fish dishes based solely on taste.'

🔔 Keeping Up With The Kardashians (E!, 8:00 PM) 

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🎥 Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse (FX, 8:00 PM)

🔔 Station 19 (ABC, 8:00 PM) 

🔔 Superstore (NBC, 8:00 & 8:30 PM) The penultimate and series finale episodes.

This Old House/Ask This Old House (PBS, 8:00 & 8:30 PM)

🔔 Harry And Meghan's American Dream (The CW, 8:00 PM) 'The lives of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in the year since exiting royal life; ongoing tensions with brother Prince William and his wife, Kate.'

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Young Sheldon (CBS, 8:00 PM) 

B Positive (CBS, 8:30 PM) 

⚾ Baseball (PBS, 9:00 PM) Episode two, 'Something Like A War: Profiles of extraordinary individuals include outfielder Ty Cobb, pitcher Walter Johnson, pitcher Christy Mathewson, manager John McGraw.'

🔔 Call Me Kat (Fox, 9:00 PM) Season (?) finale.

🔔 Grey's Anatomy (ABC, 9:00 PM) 

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC, 9:00 PM)

🔔 Legacies (The CW, 9:00 PM)

Mom (CBS, 9:00 PM) 

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🔔 🍴 Restaurant: Impossible (Food Network, 9:00 PM) 'House Of Cards: Robert Irvine visits Cafe No Fur in Las Vegas, where the owners -- a model and a former poker player -- are so stuck in their dysfunctional ways that the restaurant is on the verge of folding after only two years.'

🔔 Strange Evidence (Science, 9:00 PM) 

🔔 Last Man Standing (Fox, 9:30 PM)

The Unicorn (CBS, 9:30 PM) 

Clarice (CBS, 10:00 PM) 

🔔 🍴 Dinner: Impossible (Food Network, 10:00 PM) '3 Weddings And A Robert: In Las Vegas, Robert Irvine is tasked with catering three distinct wedding receptions in only six hours; Robert must navigate the obstacles of Sin City to make each couple's culinary dreams a reality and create a picture-perfect wedding meal.'

🔔 Johnny Carson (Antenna TV, 10:00 PM) John Larroquette, Roy Blount, actor Anthony Griffith.

🔔 A Million Little Things (ABC, 10:00 PM)

🔔 What On Earth? (Science, 10:00 PM)


*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements


BLAST FROM THE PAST
🎥 Raiders Of The Lost Ark (Paramount, 7:00 PM)

Audrey Hepburn Wins Best Actress For 'Roman Holiday' 

At The 26th Academy Awards On March 25th, 1954

Source(s): Zap2It, OnThisDay, Rotten Tomatoes, The Futon Critic, Netflix, Wikipedia, Roger Ebert, ESPN, HBO Max, WarnerMedia, AMC, What's On Netflix, Sports Media Watch, National Geographic, Variety, NBC Sports, CBS All Access, IMDb, Black Movie Star.

And with this, the What's On Tonight (Thursday) baton is passed on to Franko!!