Wednesday, March 3, 2021

What's On Tonight (Thursday): Fifty Shades Of Gray Hair

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RIP CBS AllAccess. Hello Paramount+!

TOP PICK
The Real World Homecoming: New York  (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) The OG 'seven strangers' of the iconic - before it became a complete dumpster fire - modern reality show are back for more... and to reboot the franchise and its offshoots (new seasons of Road Rules and The Challenge are planned) for newly-rebranded Paramount+. Thirty years later, AARP cards have replaced Jello shots and ecstasy pills. Have any of them become unhinged Trumpers or Q cranks? Tune in to find out. CORPORATE SYNERGY ALERT: Pluto's MTV Channel will marathon The Real World: New York all Thursday.

HIGHLIGHTS

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🔔 60 Minutes+ (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) '[A] compelling new version of the renowned newsmagazine and number one news program in America. Award-winning correspondents Enrique Acevedo, Seth Doane, Wes Lowery and Laurie Segall bring Paramount+ viewers a new perspective on the investigative reporting and exclusive newsmaker interviews that have made 60 Minutes must-watch television for generations.'

🔔 Baroness Von Sketch Show (IFC, 12:00 AM) 

🔔 For Heaven's Sake (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) Series premiere. A 'comedic docuseries' that 'blends comedy and crime documentary formats for a unique take on uncovering the truth. The series will follow the search for Harold Heaven, who mysteriously disappeared from his remote cabin in Ontario, Canada, in the winter of 1934. Local police searched the nearby woods and dredged the adjacent lake, but Harold was never found nor heard from again. The case was unceremoniously closed as a likely suicide. 85 years later, his great-great-nephew, Mike, attempts to solve this coldest of cold cases, with the help of his extended family and true-crime-obsessed best friend, Jackson.' Eight episodes.

🔔 Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) Series premiere; the first six episodes are released.

🔔 Millennials (Allblk, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 My Mane Problem (Allblk, 3:01 AM) Series premiere. 'Celebrity hairstylist Dr. Boogie - an industry veteran whose clients include Taraji P. Henson, Eve, and Vivica Fox - takes on cases of real people struggling with varying hair concerns from common extensions and wigs, to natural hair in need of some serious TLC such as chemical burns and infestations. Dr. Boogie will work with each individual to offer real solutions, hair care treatment plans, and ultimately, a new lease on life, in each of the 6 half-hour episodes.'

🔔 Pacific Rim: The Black (Netflix, 3:01 AM) Series premiere. Anime.

🔔 🎥 Persona: The Dark Truth Behind Personality Tests (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) 'Taking a personality test can provide useful insights into our sense of self, but many may not realize how deeply embedded personality assessments are in everything we do. Persona explores the unexpected origin story of America’s great obsession with personality testing, uncovering the intriguing history behind the world-famous Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, while raising a slew of ethical questions and demonstrating how some personality tests may do more harm than good – like impacting online dating matches or job prospects.'

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🔔 Sesame Street (HBO Max, 3:01 AM)

🔔 🎥 The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) The A.V. Club called it 'underwhelming.'

🔔 Talking Dead (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Tooning Out The News (Paramount+, 3:01 AM) Second season premiere.

🔔 Walking Dead (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 

📺  Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 11:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 4:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Cake Boss (Discovery Family, 7:00 PM - 11:30 PM); Archie Bunker's Place (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); Designing Women (Antenna, 11:00 & 11:30 PM)

🔔 🏀 NBA Basketball* (TNT) 8:30 PM: Heat at Pelicans.

🔔  🍴 Beat Bobby Flay (Food Network, New @ 8:00 PM, Encores 8:30 PM - 5:00 AM) 'Belly Up!: Chefs Claire Robinson and Scott Conant bring in meat masters Max Hosey and Ash Fulk to take down Bobby Flay; the competition heats up when Scott reveals his obsession with the winning contender's signature dish.'

🔔 💲 Celebrity Wheel Of Fortune (ABC, 8:00 PM) Season finale with Kevin Nealon, Rachel Leigh Cook and Sherri Shepherd.

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The First 48: Critical Minutes (A&E, 8:00 PM)

🔔 Flipping Across America (HGTV, 8:00 PM)

🔔 grown-ish (Freeform, 8:00 PM) 'Zoey wonders if she's ready for the real world after becoming the subject of a nasty rumor at work; Nomi debates whether to tell Phil about Luna; Doug plans a house party to cheer on Jazz and Sky in their Olympic-qualifying race.'

🔔 🍴 Hell's Kitchen (Fox, 8:00 PM) 'Blind Taste Test: The chefs arise the next day to learn that their next challenge is going to be the iconic blind taste test.'

🔔 Superstore (NBC, 8:00 PM)

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This Old House/Ask This Old House (PBS, 8:00 & 8:30 PM)

Walker (The CW, 8:00 PM) 

🔔  Young Sheldon (CBS, 8:00 PM) 

🔔  B Positive (CBS, 8:30 PM) 

Young Rock (NBC, 8:30 PM)

🔔 Call Me Kat (Fox, 9:00 PM) 

🔔 The Chase (ABC, 9:00 & 10:00 PM) Back-to-back episodes, concluding with the season finale.

🔔 The First 48 (A&E, 9:00 PM) 

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🎶 Jazz (PBS, 9:00 PM) Episode seven, 'The Adventure (1955 - 1960): Rock erodes jazz's influence; Ellington re-emerges at Newport in 1956; Miles Davis records legendary albums; Louis Armstrong targets segregation.'

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC, 9:00 PM)

Legacies (The CW, 9:00 PM)

🔔 Mom (CBS, 9:00 PM) Enjoy it while it lasts! 'Bonnie and Adam's romantic dinner is interrupted as the other ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day; Wendy's new relationship becomes the talk of the group.'

🔔 Strange Evidence (Science, 9:00 PM) Fifth season premiere.

🔔 Last Man Standing (Fox, 9:30 PM)

🔔 The Unicorn (CBS, 9:30 PM) 

🔔 Clarice (CBS, 10:00 PM) 

🔔 Impractical Jokers (TruTV, 10:00 PM)

🔔 Johnny Carson (Antenna TV, 10:00 PM) Steve Landesberg, David Horowitz and Barry O'Halloran.

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🔔 The T.S. Madison Experience (WE, 10:00 PM) Consider this your courtesy confirmation that this program has finally arrived. Are you happy, WE? Now let us never speak of it again. For god's sake, at least stop forcing me to endure the promos during Law & Order marathons. (Feel free to torture the Criminal Minds audience with them, tho.)

🔔 Fast Foodies (TruTV, 10:30 PM) 'All Amanda Seals can taco 'bout is this delicious fast-food concoction; the three chefs will attempt to re-create this taco-adjacent treat, then mix it up in the remix.'


*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements


BLAST FROM THE PAST
🎥  Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (BBC America, 8:00 PM)

Tchaikovsky's 'Swan Lake' Has Its World Premiere At The Bolshoi Theatre In Moscow 
On March 4, 1877


Source(s): Zap2It, OnThisDay, Rotten Tomatoes, The Futon Critic, Netflix, Wikipedia, Roger Ebert, ESPN, HBO Max, WarnerMedia, AMC, What's On Netflix, Sports Media Watch, National Geographic, Variety, NBC Sports, Paramount+.

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