What's On Tonight (Thursday): Another Helping Of Cake

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**Programming Note: President Biden is scheduled to address the nation at eight p.m. on Thursday evening. Broadcast network schedules for viewers in the Eastern and Central time zones will be interrupted/disrupted/staggered for live coverage.**

TOP PICK

⭐ Cake  (FXX, 10:00 PM) The fourth season premieres with back-to-back episodes: 'Ask, Believe, Receive,' followed by 'Here, There And Nowhere.'

HIGHLIGHTS

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Streaming

🔔 60 Minutes+ (Paramount+, 3:01 AM)

🔔 Cold Courage (AMC+, 3:01 AM) From 2020, based on a series of Finnish novels, this series is centered on 'two young Finnish women in London are drawn inexorably together via the Studio - a clandestine group dedicated to bringing justice to those beyond the law.'

🔔 Baroness Von Sketch Show (IFC, 12:00 AM) 

🔔 Genera+ion (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) Series premiere.

🔔 Millennials (Allblk, 3:01 AM) 

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🔔 My Mane Problem (Allblk, 3:01 AM)

🔔 The Real World Homecoming: New York (Paramount+, 3:01 AM)

🔔 Ruthless (BET+, 3:01 AM) First three episodes of the second season.

🔔 Sesame Street (HBO Max, 3:01 AM)

🔔 Talking Dead (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Tig n'  Seek (HBO Max, 3:01 AM) First season finale.

🔔 Walking Dead (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 

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Broadcast/Cable/Satellite

🏌🏻‍♂️ THE PLAYERS Championship (Golf Channel, Noon) Live coverage from The Tournament Players Club at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida.

📺  Law & Order (Sundance, 1:00 PM - 11:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 4:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Cake Boss (Discovery Family, 7:00 PM - 11:30 PM); Archie Bunker's Place (Antenna, 8:00 & 8:30 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 & 9:30 PM); Beat Bobby Flay (Food Network, 10:00 PM - Midnight); Designing Women (Antenna, 11:00 & 11:30 PM)

🔔 🍴  Beat Bobby Flay (Food Network, 8:00 PM) 'If I Dip, You Dip, We Dip: Ana Gasteyer and chef Josh Capon try to take Bobby down; chefs Sarah Cloyd and Danny Brown are looking to humor themselves with a win.'

🎥 Downton Abbey (HBO, 8:00 PM)

The First 48: Critical Minutes (A&E, 8:00 PM)

🔔 Flipping Across America (HGTV, 8:00 PM)

🔔 grown-ish (Freeform, 8:00 PM)

🔔 🍴 Hell's Kitchen (Fox, 8:00 PM) 'There's Something About Marc: With eight chefs left in the team challenge, the red team and the blue team are each responsible for creating five different burgers: beef, chicken, lamb, salmon and turkey.'

🔔 🎥 Girl In The Basement (Lifetime Movies, 8:00 PM) This was quite the social media event when it first aired on Lifetime proper last month. Based on a true story starring Judd Nelson and directed by none other than Elisabeth Röhm.

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🔔 Station 19 (ABC, 8:00 PM) Back from hiatus!

This Old House/Ask This Old House (PBS, 8:00 & 8:30 PM)

🔔 Walker (The CW, 8:00 PM)

🔔 Young Sheldon (CBS, 8:00 PM)

🔔 B Positive (CBS, 8:30 PM)

🔔 Superstore (NBC, 8:30 PM)

🔔 Call Me Kat (Fox, 9:00 PM)

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🔔 The First 48 (A&E, 9:00 PM)

🔔 Grey's Anatomy (ABC, 9:00 PM) Back from winter break.

🎶 Jazz (PBS, 9:00 PM) Episode Ten, 'A Masterpiece By Midnight (1961 - Present): New styles divide the jazz community; rock erodes jazz record sales but influences artists; Armstrong and Ellington die; classic styles re-emerge in the '80s.' Conclusion of the series.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC, 9:00 PM)

🔔  Legacies (The CW, 9:00 PM)

🔔 Mom (CBS, 9:00 PM)

🔔 🍴 Restaurant: Impossible (Food Network, 8:00 PM) 'Listless In Louisiana: Robert Irvine travels to Lafitte, LA, to visit Boutte's Bayou Restaurant, where owner Nick is too proud to ask for help; Robert guides Nick in becoming a real leader and trusting his staff before it's too late for the iconic coastal watering hole.'

🔔 Strange Evidence (Science, 9:00 PM) Fifth season premiere.

🔔 Last Man Standing (Fox, 9:30 PM)

🔔 The Unicorn (CBS, 9:30 PM)

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🔔 Clarice (CBS, 10:00 PM) 

🔔 Dateline NBC (NBC, 10:00 PM) A special live episode marking the one-year anniversary of the COVID lockdown. Biden Administration officials, including Treasury Secretary Janet Yellin and Chief Of Staff Ron Klain, will be featured.

🔔 🍴 Dinner: Impossible (Food Network, 9:00 PM) 'Mission In Paradise: Robert Irvine makes a feast without a kitchen for 30 people in Oahu, Hawaii; Robert and his team must battle the weather, harvest their ingredients, catch their own seafood and manage an unpredictable underground oven.'

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🔔 Impractical Jokers (TruTV, 10:00 PM)

🔔 Johnny Carson (Antenna TV, 10:00 PM) Marvelous Marvin Hagler, Alan Thicke and Rebecca Arthur.

🔔 A Million Little Things (ABC, 10:00 PM) Back from winter break.

🔔 What On Earth? (Science, 10:00 PM)

🔔 Fast Foodies (TruTV, 10:30 PM) 'Ron Funches has a new, healthy lifestyle and says goodbye to most of his fast food favorites; he's pressing pause on his strict diet when the three chefs invite him to party with his old redhead gal pal and her irresistible spicy chicken sandwich.'

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*Sporting Events Are Subject To COVID-Related Postponements


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