What's On Tonight (Saturday): These Girls are Ageless

Golden Girls: Ageless

Picture it! Reelz channel on a Saturday night. Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, March 13!

The Top Pick is Reelz's latest documentary. This one is Golden Girls: Ageless, a documentary on the much-loved sitcom about four older women who create an unbreakable bond upon moving in together. Hey, just because you're getting older and perhaps awaiting life's end doesn't mean you can't have fun on the way.

Elsewhere, the kids pick their favorites in entertainment, Roger Moore loves a mystery, the Witches finish another season of Discovery, Food Wars' Moon Festival begins, Det. Murdoch finds a shocking death, and AXS TV celebrates the Grammy nominees.

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

2021 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards (Nickelodeon, 7:30 p.m.): SPECIAL. Children choose favorites from across the worlds of film, television, music, pop culture, animation and more. Kenan Thompson hosts virtually, traveling to outer space, Bikini Bottom and right into celebrities' homes using XR technology. Will this shape awards season? Hopefully not. Sorry, no live thread, kiddos-at-heart.✔️

📺 The Saint (Decades, 6 p.m.): At a house party in the Bahamas, Floyd Vosper, an odious, muck-raking journalist, is murdered by "the arrow of God", according to Astron, an Indian mystic. However, since Vosper had uncovered unpleasant secrets of almost everyone present, his death seems to be anything but divine intervention.

Danger Force (Nickelodeon, 7 p.m.): Captain Man has a new crew of superhero sidekicks. Captain Man and Schwoz create a fake school to train the kids to harness their uncontrollable superpowers to fight crime.

A Discovery of Witches (Sundance Now, 6 a.m.): SEASON FINALE. "Realizing that she must return to the present, Diana aims to complete her training."

🎥 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (E!, 6 p.m.): Harry finds out he is a wizard. This movie won the Artios Award for best casting for a big budget comedy. 

Murdoch Mysteries (Ovation, 7 p.m.): A part time university student is found dead with electrical burns on the head and two newly arrived American psychology professors with a penchant for unusual experiments may be responsible.

FOR THE RECORD: The Holzer Files (Discovery+, 3 a.m.); The Netflix Afterparty (Netflix, 3 a.m.); Super Soul (Discovery+); The Zoo: San Diego (Discovery+)

🕗 8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL

⭐ Golden Girls: Ageless (Reelz, 8 p.m.): SPECIAL. "The Golden Girls was TV’s unlikeliest smash hit. Pairing an amazing cast and great writing resulted in a sitcom that was as progressive as it was hilarious."✔️

🎥 A House on Fire (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): Brilliant doctor and mother Deborah Green had the epitome of a picture-perfect life with two children, an adoring husband and a beautiful house in an opulent neighborhood.

Music High 5: 2021 Grammy Edition/Nothing But Videos - Best Music Video: 2021 Grammy Nominees (AXS TV, 8 p.m.): SPECIALS. "An entertaining and unique review of all things Grammy." And then music video nominees.

🎥 Speed (HBO, 8 p.m.): THE MOVIES for $400: Keanu Reeves was the Daredevil hero of this 1994 thriller about a bus rigged to explode (9 May 1995)

🎥 Svengoolie: Mystery of the Wax Museum (MeTV, 8 p.m.): The disappearance of people and corpses leads a reporter to a wax museum and a sinister sculptor.

FOR THE RECORD: Escape to the Chateau (HGTV); World's Deadliest Weather (Weather Channel)

🕘 9:00 EASTERN / 🕗 8:00 CENTRAL

🎥 Out of Africa (Outdoor Channel, 9 p.m.): FINAL JEOPARDY is EARLY MAN: A theory of the origin & spread of humankind is called this, also the title of an Oscar-winning movie of the 1980s (18 Jan 2010)

Side Hustle (Nickelodeon, 9 p.m.): Lex loves dogs and weddings, so she's very excited to be a dog wedding planner. Presley starts to think that the dogs aren't right for each other, and drama ensues.

This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture have you consumed lately?

FOR THE RECORD: Dr. Oakley, Yukon Vet (Nat Geo Wild, season premiere); Love & Marriage: Huntsville (OWN)

🕙 10:00 EASTERN / 🕘 9:00 CENTRAL

QUICK HITS:

The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News): Rob Long, Tom Shillue, Kat Timpf, Tyrus

📺 SNL Vintage (NBC): Bill Hader, Arcade Fire (17 Mar 2018)

FOR THE RECORD: 48 Hours (CBS); Heartland Docs, DVM (Nat Geo Wild, 10:30 p.m.)

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Attack on Titan (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): As Paradis deals with the aftermath of the raid on Liberio, Armin looks back into the past to meet the volunteer soldiers who reshaped their world.

Black Clover (Adult Swim, 3 a.m.): The Golden Dawn is dispatched to Saussy to defeat a bevy of beastly boars, then it's off to the Kiten region to defend a dungeon beset by bandits.

Fire Force (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): The three-way battle between Haijima, the White-Clad and the 8th continues. When Ritsu and Haumea both use their unique abilities, everyone involved is placed in imminent danger. It's up to Vulcan and Arthur to turn things around.

Food Wars! (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): The Moon Festival finally begins. Soma ends up in the red on the first day.

📺 Lost in Space (MeTV, 1 a.m.): A crew led by Captain Kraspo is searching for the missing Princess Alpha. They bring Will aboard their ship, and he makes them think that Penny might be the Princess.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 4 a.m.): The Five Kage are outmatched by the real Madara Uchiha's devastating attacks.

📺 Police Story (Heroes & Icons, 3 a.m.): Jan Michael Vincent is selected for the SWAT team and learns from his and other team members' mistakes.

📺 The Six Million Dollar Man (Cozi, midnight): "Steve discovers that Bigfoot did not disappear into space with its alien captors." There's a lot to digest in that summary.✔️

SSSS.Gridman (Adult Swim, 3:30 a.m.): Akane tries to win over the Gridman Alliance by lulling them into a dream, and the only method of escape is for them to remember each other.

The Six Million Dollar Man (via Tumblr)

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Note: All times are Eastern.

Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; J! Archive; TV Passport; Zap2it
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Happy watching, everyone!