Super Tuesdayversary And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Andrew Cuomo Is Just So Very Confused [The Washington Post]

'Manhattan DA Getting Closer And Closer To Trump, Like Chompy Jaws Shark!' [Wonkette]

Progressives Are As Hopeless As Ever [The Bulwark]

Mr. President Has Dumped The First Lady For A Younger Gal - No, We're Not Talking About A Sugar Daddy Or A Slovenian Hooker [DCist]

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I Don't Think I've Seen The Doors Even Once [The Ringer]

CBS Is Giving Sarah Cooper Another Chance To Do More Than Lip Sync On Twitter [Vulture]

Making The Cut Scored A Second Season And Will Move To Los Angeles [TV Line]

A 'Secret' Lena Dunham Movie? Tell Me Less [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Not Everything Needs To A 'Universe,' Hollywood [Deadline]

'The History Of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful Issue' [Jezebel]

So Far, Not That Many People Are Willing To Donate To Keep André Leon Talley From Getting Evicted [GoFundMe]

Now Paris Hilton Is Complaining About David Letterman's 'Humiliating' Her During An Interview [Yahoo!]

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ESPN Will Air A Three-Part Docuseries On 'GOATS' Beginning This Sunday [Awful Announcing]

Britt Reid Has Still Not Faced Any Charges For The Car Accident That Left A Little Girl Brain Damaged [Deadspin]

The Seattle Storm Unveiled An Updated Logo [Yahoo! Sports]

'Every Pro Team's Jackie Robinson' [The Undefeated]

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