Star Boors And Other Thursday Headlines

Via Tenor
March 4th Is... Holy Experiment Day

Shorter Version: Mike Lee Is An Unprincipled Goon [The Bulwark]

'Wingnut Matt Walsh: That Onion Story About The Five-Bladed Razor But It's Gay Dads And Sex Robots' [Wonkette]

Donnie Got Served Something Other Than Hamberders And Diet Coke [The Daily Beast Via Yahoo!]

Oh Nothing, Just The Threat Of Right Wing Violence Shutting Down The Legislative Branch Tomorrow [CNN]

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March 4th Is... National Pound Cake Day

Let's Hope This Is Finally The End Of Sofía Vergara Having To Fight This Douche In Court [Page Six]

The Firm Is Now Investigating A Charge Of 'Bullying' Leveled Against Duchess Drama By An Ex-Palace Aide [E]

'The Resurrection Of Kelly Marie Tran' [The Hollywood Reporter]

The History Of The Barbizon Hotel For Women [Town & Country]

Via Gfycat
March 4th Is... International Scrapbooking Industry Day

'Snowfall Is Becoming Can't-Miss TV' [The Ringer]

Carmela Soprano, Womanhood Role Model? [Vulture]

Pete Hammond Talks To Frank Langella [Deadline]

Cate Blanchette Gonna Cate Blanchett [Tom & Lorenzo]

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March 4th Is... National Grammar Day

Aaron Rodgers Is Giving Back To His Hometown [Associated Press Via MSN]

Kellen Winslow II Was Sentenced To Fourteen Years In Prison [Deadspin]

Mark Your Calendars! Kirk Herbstreit's Memoir Will Be Out In August [Awful Announcing]

Aaron Boone Is Taking Medical Leave From The Yankees [Yahoo! Sports]

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March 4th Is... Marching Music Day

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