Sassefight And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'This Tucker Carlson Clip Has Everything!' [Wonkette]

Mona Charen Wades Into The Science Around COVID And Obesity [The Bulwark]

Bye, Bitch! Piers Morgan Edition; Meet The Man Who Finally Got The Best Of Piers Morgan [The Daily Beast/Page Six]

Some Nebraska Republicans Are Demanding Ben Sasse Resign Because The Modern GOP Is A Fucking Failed Game Show Host-Worshipping Idiot Cult [Omaha World-Herald]

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This Is Ostensibly About Dr. Seuss And Boners But Really, Why Hasn't David Straitharn Played Theodor Geisel In A Biopic Yet? [Pajiba]

This 91-Year-Old Cop Puts Us All To Shame [CBS Evening News]

For The First Time Ever, Two Women Are Among The Five Nominees For The DGA Award For Theatrical Film [Vulture]

See How Ordinary Americans Thanked Capitol Staff For Cleaning Up After The Insurrection [Tholos]

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Gwen Inhat Inaugurates A New Feature 'Special Guest Stars' With Henry Winkler's Turn On The Mary Tyler Moore Show [The A.V. Club]

Charlie Warzel On 'Post Twitter Trump' [The Press Box]

Scott Feinberg's Latest Oscar Forecast [The Hollywood Reporter]

Steven Spielberg Is Planning To Direct A Film Loosely Based On His Childhood [Deadline]

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NBA Player  Claims He Had No Idea The K-Word Was An Antisemitic Slur, Sounds Legit [UPROXX]

ESPN Looks Like It Will Be Expanding Its NHL Coverage [Awful Announcing]

Malcolm Butler Has Been Cut By The Titans [MassLive]

Pepé Le Pew's Banishment From The Space Jam Sequel Is 'Tragic' [Deadspin]

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