Cancel Vultures And Other Tuesday Headlines

Via Hearst
March 23rd Is... Black Marriage Day

Eric Boehlert On WaPo's Weird 'bIdEN bOrDEr cRiSiS!!!1!1!1!!!!' Boner [Press Run]

Norma Desmond Libelz [Wonkette]

Tim Miller Explains What Cancel Culture Is And Is Not [The Bulwark]

Ah Yes, Just A 'Nice Kid' And 'Hard-Working Jokester' Who Would Never Hurt A Fly Except For That Cop He Killed [The Daily Beast]

Via Tenor
March 23rd Is... Cuddly Kitten Day

The Trouble With Q: Into The Storm [Pajiba]

Sean Young Spilled More Tea, This Time On 'Hollywood's Many Toxic Men' [The Daily Beast]

Hey, It's That Guy And Girl! [Vulture]

'Inside Caligula's Pleasure Palace' [Town & Country]

Via Seinfeld Memes
March 23rd Is... National Chip And Dip Day

Thomas Middleditch Really Giving T.J. Miller A Run For 'Worst Real Life Castmember' From Silicon Valley [USA Today]

Ellen's Viewership Is Down The Toilet [The New York Times Via Primetimer]

The Princess Of Arizona Apologized For Something [The Hollywood Reporter]

Harry And Meghan Lied About Something, I Am Shocked [The Mercury News]

Via Giphy
March 23rd Is... National Agriculture Day

Jamie Foxx Will Play Mike Tyson In A Limited Series From Antoine Fuqua [Awful Announcing]

RIP Elgin Baylor [CNN]

Bryce Harper Pumped His Own Gas In Full Phillies Uniform [Yahoo! Sports]

Mistah Kraft Is Determined To Buy Himself Another Championship [New York Post]

Via Make-A-Gif
March 23rd Is... National Chia Day

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