What's On Tonight (Saturday): Gentrifying H-E double hockey sticks

Devil May Care

Book 'em, Danno! Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, February 13!

Tonight's Top Pick is Syfy's new TZGZ comedy Devil May Care, which follows recently-deceased Beans who has just arrived in Hell and is Satan's new assistant. (It doesn't seem like he belongs there.) Also, Satan recently gave Hell a makeover, making it a hipster-like haven. Voices include Alan Tudyk as Satan plus Pamela Adlon and Stephanie Beatriz.

Elsewhere, Black Clover is back with season 4, Regina King goes live, Claude Rains is invisible, War Hammer Titan causes trouble, and the Cosmo Samurai event continues on Toonami.

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

A Discovery of Witches (Sundance Now, 3 a.m.): Philippe makes a troubling discovery, provoking a conflict with Matthew. Ysabeau, Em and Sarah start to look for a message.

🎥 Divergent (Freeform, 6 p.m.): SCI-FI MOVIES for $200: In this film, the first in a series, Shailene Woodley stars as Tris, who discovers that she's not like the others (25 May 2015); the two sequels will follow.

FOR THE RECORD: Ghost Nation (Discovery+, 3 a.m.); The Holzer Files (Discovery+, 3 a.m.); Killer Motive (Oxygen, 6 p.m.); Kindred Spirits (Discovery+, 3 a.m.); Lovely Bites by Chef Lovely (Discovery+, 3 a.m.); The Netflix Afterparty (Netflix, 3 a.m.); One Deadly Mistake (Oxygen, 7 p.m.); The Overview (Peacock, 3 a.m.); Tregave's Way in the Kitchen (Discovery+, 3 a.m.); The Zoo: San Diego (Discovery+, 3 a.m.)

🕗 EASTERN / 🕖 CENTRAL

🎥 A Bad Moms Christmas (USA, 8 p.m.): Christmas in... February?

🎥 The Book of Eli (HBO, 8 p.m.): DENZEL WASHINGTON FILMS for $1600: A man who has memorized the Bible (17 Jan 2011)

🎥 Death Saved My Life (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): Huh?

🎥 Foster Boy (BET, 8 p.m.): A lawyer finds himself at the center of a trial in which a for-profit foster care agency puts a known sex offender into the same foster home as his young client Jamal, which leads to catastrophic results.

🎥 Svengoolie: The Invisible Man (MeTV, 8 p.m.): This is the Claude Rains version.✔️

📺 Tour of Duty (Heroes & Icons, 8 p.m.): Anderson & Pop are having a good time at a local bar when a young trooper turns up and gets insulting to Pop -- it turns out to be Robby (Pop's son). The Phu An Board of Inquiry starts. 

QUICK HITS:

Geraldo Rivera's Murder in the Family (Reelz): Bill Cosby

FOR THE RECORD: Escape to the Chateau (HGTV); A Wild Year on Earth (BBC America)

The Invisible Man (via Gifer)

🕘 EASTERN / 🕗 CENTRAL

🎥 Playing Cupid (Hallmark Channel, 9 p.m.): A girl sets her single father up with her teacher after starting a matchmaking business for a school project.

🎥 The Rental (Showtime, 9 p.m.): Two couples (including Alison Brie and Jeremy Allen White) rent a vacation home for what should be a celebratory weekend get-away.

This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture have you consumed lately?

QUICK HITS:

Geraldo Rivera's Murder in the Family (Reelz): Aretha Franklin

FOR THE RECORD: Could You Survive? with Creek Stewart (Weather Channel); The Incredible Dr. Pol (Nat Geo Wild); Love & Marriage: Huntsville (OWN)

🕙 EASTERN / 🕘 CENTRAL

📺 Hawaii Five-O (Decades, 10 p.m.): Spend the weekend in the 50th state watchin' the bad guys get booked. "A winning lottery ticket drags an army private into the murky world of mob politics."✔️

QUICK HITS:

The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News): Dagen McDowell, Joe Machi, Kat Timpf, Tyrus

📺 SNL Vintage (NBC): The Rock, Andrew W.K. (13 Apr 2002)

FOR THE RECORD: 48 Hours (CBS); The Eisen Hour (Epix); Heartland Docs, DVM (Nat Geo Wild)

Hawaii Five-O (via Tenor)

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Assassination Classroom (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): E class battles with one final assassin before they find the shadowy figure that has the virus cure.

Attack on Titan (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): Eren's rampage is thwarted by the War Hammer Titan, whose tenacity leaves him stumped.

Black Clover (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.): SEASON PREMIERE. Charmy apprentices with the royal chef in the hopes of upping her food game, while Gordon goes out in search of regained strength through solitude.✔️

Cosmo Samurai (Adult Swim, midnight): Part 2 of 4 of the Toonami event.

⭐ Devil May Care (Syfy, midnight): The denizens of hell get addicted to McKinley's viral videos, and nothing will ever be the same.

Fire Force (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): Joker and Benimaru break into the church in search of the hidden scriptures. Joker reveals his past and some dark secrets about the Holy Sol Temple.

📺 Lost in Space (MeTV, 1 a.m.): Two aliens, who are actually intergalactic bank robbers, transform themselves into earthlings. When the Robinson's are absent, Dr. Smith turns the ship into a hotel, but he doesn't realize how dangerous his guests are.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 3 a.m.): As Naruto continues to try and free Four Tails from Madara's control, Nine Tails begins to undergo a surprising change.

📺 Police Story (Heroes & Icons, 2 a.m.): In the movie premiere of this police anthology, a Special Surveillance Detail tries to catch criminals in the act. They finally get Slow Boy while he is robbing a supermarket, but complications arise when Slow Boy takes a hostage before the police can take action. 

📺 The Six Million Dollar Man (Cozi, midnight): A blackmailer threatens to use nerve gas on thousands.

SSSS.Gridman (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): When a crisis hits as the class takes a field trip, they find themselves without access to Junk.

QUICK HITS:

Austin City Limits (PBS, 11 p.m.): Allen Toussaint

Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:30 p.m.): Regina King, Nathaniel Rateliff

Black Clover (via Giphy)

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Note: All times are Eastern.

Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; J! Archive; TV Passport; Zap2it
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Happy watching, everyone!

(And HEY! WOT will be early tomorrow. You'll be thankful because it is a long entry. TeeVee!)