Sunday, February 14, 2021

Totally Tunes: Fashion is Danger

 Fashion, that thing I'll always fail to understand. I don't know, maybe I was born uncool or whatever, but I struggle to find reasonably wearable the things that most fashion houses state as such. I mean, have you seen Kanye's fashion line? But, alas, music has always enjoyed to highlight fashion-able topics, whether it is in complete songs, or in some lines. Today we focus on that very thing.

That rack alone is worth more than your house, via Pexels

As it's tradition, we begin the article with the song that gives it its title, in this case a parody tune by the 2nd most famous novelty band in New Zealand. Bonus points not only for referencing most fashion concepts, but also for making an entire verse with a "posing" gag.

If we must continue with the funny songs, why not go to the most hilarious catwalk song to have ever existed? It shouldn't come as a shock to you if I say it's kind of a one-hit wonder, because really, how are you gonna top this?

Now for the almost most serious ones, Madonna broke a few barriers with this song and the live performances that came with it, and it's probably to this day that it's being used for catwalks all over the world.

Yet another oldies classic, this one a bit more harsh than the others, pretty much inspired by the actual models the band would go out with.

And, as par for this feature's course, here's Bowie with the closer. He pretty much has a song for every topic!

What's your favorite song about fashion? Do you consider yourself to be a fashionable person?

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