Married To The Mar-A-Lago Mob Boss And Other Tuesday Headlines

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February 23rd Is... International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

SCOTUS 'I Don't Know Her's The Drooling Shitgibbon [Wonkette]

Racist Murderers Don't Want Jury To Hear Their Victim Was Their 'Victim' [Slate]

New York City Has Given The Trump-Operated Skating Rinks A Few More Weeks To Operate [Gothamist]

'The Capitol Riot Mob Is The Republican Party Now' [The Bulwark]

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February 23rd Is... Tootsie Roll Day

Barack And The Boss Have Their Own Podcast Now [NBC News]

Gillian Anderson Goes From Margaret Thatcher To Eleanor Roosevelt [Vulture]

Dr. Hibbert Is Getting A New Voice [TV Line]

'Sophia Loren Breaks Down Eight Famous Looks' [The Wrap]

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February 23rd Is... Pinocchio Day

The Smithsonian's Iconic Arts & Industries Building Will Finally Reopen After Almost Two Decades [DCist]

We Lost The Oval Pawffice & Bobby Lewis But Discovered Zillow Gone Wild [Twitter]

André Leon Talley Is In A Messy Eviction Battle [Page Six]

'How Ethical Is The Vanishing At The Hotel Cecil?' [TV Concierge]

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February 23rd Is... Spay Day USA

AntiPutini NHL Star Artemi Panarin Is Taking A Leave Of Absence [The Daily Beast]

George Clooney Is Overseeing A Documentary Series On The Ohio State Sex Abuse Scandal, Cue A Screaming Gym Jordan [Awful Announcing]

'Basketball Ignored Rick Pitino's Plea For A Delayed Season, And Now His Team Is Paying The Price' [Deadspin]

Tiger Is Non-Committal On The Masters [Yahoo! Sports]

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February 23rd Is... Curling Is Cool Day

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