Big Fright And Other Friday Headlines

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'A Party Afraid Of Its Voters' [The Bulwark]

Stephen King Gives A Rave Review For Hunter Biden's Addiction Memoir [Washingtonian]

I'd Boycott Kroger-Owned Stores If There Were Any Near Me! [Wonkette]

Trumpers Are Horrible Restaurant Patrons But Ted Cruz Is Surprisingly Not And Other Tea Spilled By A D.C. Server [Slate]

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John Oliver Talks Mascots [Vulture]

Two Long Months Of Finally Making Armie Hammer Unhappen; Stick A Fork In Him, He's Done [Page Six/Variety]

'Inside Jackie Kennedy's Secret Visit To The Nixon White House' [Town & Country]

The Impractical Jokers Universe Just Got A Little Bigger [The Wrap]

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No Big Surprise That The Elliott Stabler-Led Law & Order: Organized Crime Will Premiere With A Crossover To SVU [The Hollywood Reporter]

Sia Is Apologizing For Music [Variety]

Good To Know That Even In Salt Lake City, The 'Real Housewives' Are Dumpster Fires [The Ringer]

'The True Story Of Jess Krug, The White Professor Who Posed As Black For Years—Until It All Blew Up Last Fall' [Wonkette]

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Brett Favre Continues To Suck [Deadspin]

Lisa Guerrero's Time On Monday Night Football Was Not Pleasant [Awful Announcing]

Jim Courier Is Concerned - Not Susan Collins Concerned But Actually Concerned - About Coronavirus At The Australian Open [Yahoo! Sports Australia]

Shorter Version: Tom Brady Is The Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Human Being I've Ever Known In My Life [Yahoo! Sports]

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