What's On Tonight (Saturday): Let them know the Witches are discovered

A Discovery of Witches (via Shahadaahmed)

Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed! Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, January 9!

Saturday streams. Top Pick tonight goes to the season two premiere of A Discovery of Witches on Sundance Now (and AMC+ and Shudder). The British fantasy follows Diana Bishop, historian and witch, who accesses Ashmole 782 and knows she must solve its mysteries. She is offered help by the enigmatic Matthew Clairmont, but he's a vampire and witches should never trust vampires. It's based on the All Souls trilogy by Deborah Harkness.

Elsewhere, Attack on Titan is back, Hallmark goes New Year's, Pete Davidson is your new king, two divorced men try not to drive one another crazy, there are murders in Florida

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

⭐ A Discovery of Witches (Sundance Now & AMC+ / Shudder, 3 a.m.): SEASON PREMIERE. "Episode 1." Sundance has no available description. I bailed after four episodes, so I have no insight for where it is.

The Fall (Ovation, 7 p.m.): Gibson and Burns are hauled over the coals by the police ombudsman and the policing executive for their conduct and handling of the case.

Florida Man Murders (Oxygen, 7 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. More murders, this time from Florida. Because... Florida.

The Odd Couple 📺 (Decades, 7 p.m.): Spend the weekend with Oscar and Felix in television's original Odd Couple. When Felix disappears without leaving word about a sudden photo assignment, the guys assume he's dead and Oscar is accused of foul play.

QUICK HITS:

NBA 🏀 (NBA TV, 7 p.m.): Heat at Wizards

FOR THE RECORD: Killer Siblings (Oxygen, 6 p.m.)

🕗 EASTERN / 🕖 CENTRAL

The King of Staten Island 🎥 (HBO, 8 p.m.): Pete Davidson is king! All hail Pete Davidson!✔️

Obsessed with the Babysitter 🎥 (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): Elaine, an injured dancer, catches the eye of a psychologist who believes she's the perfect woman. Realizing he's manipulating her mind, Elaine must escape from his clutches before she becomes another casualty in his psychotic study.

Tour of Duty 📺 (Heroes & Icons, 8 p.m.): Team Viking earns a 3-day pass and then promptly gets itself in trouble because of their brawling. 

Wonder Woman 🎥 (TNT, 8 p.m.): Released in 2017, this movie is the highest-grossing film in the U.S. that's set during World War I.

QUICK HITS:

NFL Super Wild Card Weekend 🏈 (NBC, 8:15 p.m.): Tampa Bay at Washington

FOR THE RECORD: Escape to the Chateau (HGTV); Most Terrifying with Jason Hawes (Travel Channel, season finale)

The King of Staten Island (via Giphy)

🕘 EASTERN / 🕗 CENTRAL

Get Out 🎥 (Showtime, 9 p.m.): A WOT classic.

A New Year's Resolution 🎥 (Hallmark Channel, 8 p.m.): A morning show producer reluctantly becomes the subject of her own program's on-air experiment about her New Year's resolution to agree to every social invitation for a month.

Hereditary 🎥 (Showtime, 9 p.m.): A grieving family is haunted by tragic and disturbing occurrences.

This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture have you consumed lately?

FOR THE RECORD: Ghost Nation (Travel Channel); Pit Bulls & Parolees (Animal Planet)

🕙 EASTERN / 🕘 CENTRAL

FOR THE RECORD: 48 Hours (CBS); Kindred Spirits (Travel Channel)

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Assassination Classroom (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.): The results of the final exams come in. Finals!! A class, E class and Koro Sensei all deal with the outcome.

Attack on Titan (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): SEASON PREMIERE. The final season is here! As Marley battles the Mid-East Alliance to end a four-year war, a group of Warrior candidates on the front lines compete to be the successor of the Armored Titan.✔️

Fire Force (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): The task force arrives on the Chinese Peninsula, and sets off through inhospitable territory toward a spatial rift that they hope will provide the answers they seek.

Kolchak: The Night Stalker 📺 (MeTV, midnight): To prevent the destruction of its home, the spirit of a Knight reanimates a suit of armor to kill those responsible.

Lost in Space 📺 (MeTV, 1 a.m.): Dr. Smith, Will, and the Robot are accidentally launched in the space pod. They land on a planet that is controlled by an alien machine that creates illusions that confuse the visitors.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): For the first time in shinobi history, the five Kage unite to face a great foe: Madara Uchiha.

Sword Art Online: Alicization – War of Underworld (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): Escaping his nightmares, Kirito regains consciousness at last. With the Night-Sky Blade in his right hand and the broken Blue Rose Sword in his left, he faces off against Vassago, armed with the Mate-Chopper, now enormous in size.

Attack on Titan (via Giphy)

LATE-NIGHT TV

The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News, 10 p.m.): Dagen McDowell, Brian Kilmeade, Kennedy, and Tyrus

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Note: All times are Eastern.

Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; TV Passport; Zap2it
⭐: Top Pick
🎥: Movie
📺: Throwback

✔️: Video/gif/photo included

🏈🏀🥊🏎️: Sportsballs

Happy watching, everyone!