War Arse And Other Tuesday Headlines

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January 26th Is... Paul Newman's Birthday [1925]

'Ohio Militia Woman Only Stormed Capitol To Protect People, Honest!' [Wonkette]

TIL There Are People Who Think They Are 'Pro-Insurrection Intellectuals' [The Bulwark]

A Look At Biden's First Not-Quite-Full Week [The Press Box]

The MyPillow MAGAt Is Suing The Daily Mail [Yahoo! News]

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January 26th Is... Scott Glenn's Birthday [1941]

An Excerpt From Mark Harris' Mike Nichols: A Life [Vulture]

Katy Tur Is Pregnant Again [Page Six]

Some Very Grateful Customers Surprised Their Pizza Deliveryman With A Thank You Gift [CBS News Via MSN]

People Really Love Anthony Bourdain's Recipe For Boeuf Bourguignon [The Washington Post]

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January 26th Is... Gene Siskel's Birthday [1946]

'Inside The Scandal That Rocked European Society' [Town & Country]

Trump May Be Gone But Jim Carrey Is Still Rendering The Likenesses Of Wingnut Nation [The Wrap]

ICYMI: This Had Oscar Buzz Released Its Promised (A Year Ago!) Discussion Of Cats [Fighting In The War Room]

Megan McOpportunist Took Umbrage At Katie Couric's Suggestion That MAGAts Need Cult Deprogramming [The Daily Beast]

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January 26th Is... David Straitharn's Birthday [1949]

'Hank Aaron Forced America To Change. It Never Changed Enough.' [The Ringer]

The Self-Proclaimed King Of Beers Passed On Buying Ad Time During This Year's Super Bowl [Awful Announcing]

What Will Aaron Rodgers Do? [Deadspin]

Tom Brady Might Be The GOAT Of Professional Football But He's Not The GOAT Of All Sports [Yahoo! Sports]

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January 26th Is... Bob Uecker's Birthday [1935]

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