Shampoo, Rinse, Re-peach And Other Thursday Headlines

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I'm Sure Peter Doocy Got This Appointment Strictly On His Credentials And Not Nepotism Something Something WHAR HUNTER BIDEN?!?! [Deadline]

'The Trump Mob In Their Own Words' [The Bulwark]

Fuck Off Forever, Vanks [Wonkette]

Sure, He Showed Up In A Civil War Sweatshirt, Saw Rioters Breaching The Walls And Smelled Tear Gas But It Seemed Like A Peaceful Protest To Him - So Please Don't Boycott His Business, Okthxbye! [Wicked Local]

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Matthew McConaughey Sure Does Seem To Like Alt Righties [The Daily Beast]

Can We Now Stop Trying To Make Armie Hammer Happen? [Page Six]

'Lorena Bobbitt, Son Of Sam, A Deadly Burrito... And Michael Moriarty Goes Crazy' [These Are Their Stories]

Regina King And George Clooney Headline The Director Roundtable [The Hollywood Reporter]

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The SAG Awards Have Been Delayed Until April [Variety]

The Postponed-Until-June Kennedy Center Awards Will Be Lean And Mean [DCist]

'Vintage Photos Of Presidential Inaugurations Throughout History' [Town & Country]

Bruce Willis Is Very Very Sowwy He Was A Maskhole [Entertainment Weekly]

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COVID Takes NFL Veteran Tim Lester [Yahoo! Sports]

You Haven't Heard The Last From Dan Le Batard [Awful Announcing]

Another Insurrectionist Who Learned Rioting Has Consequences [New York Post]

Stop Me If You've Heard This Before: More NBA Games Are Postponed Due To COVID [Sports Illustrated]

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