Property Druthers And Other Friday Headlines

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First Ever Joint WCW/BF!

Evan Hurst Turns His Poison Pen (Back) Towards 'One Million Moms' [Wonkette]

Loserface McBillStiffer Found An Impeachment Lawyer [Raw Story]

Bryan Curtis And David Shoemaker Give Their Take On The Inauguration [The Press Box]

Remember All The Democratic Pearl Clutching Over Biden 'Flubbing' With Defense Secretary Nominee Lloyd Austin? Turned Out To Be A Giant Nothingburger [Slate]

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'Dr.' Phil: Still An Asshole! [The Hollywood Reporter]

One Fine Day Is Now A 'Beloved Rom-Com'? [Variety]

'What I Learned In The Late-Night Joke Mines' [Vulture]

Turns Out, There Is Something Grosser Than Armie Hammer's Cannibalism Fantasies And That's The Thought Of Jane Krakowski Doing The MyPillow Guy [The Cut]

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Prince Charles Loves Red Squirrels [Town & Country]

Michelle Pfeiffer Is Gunning For An Emmy As Betty Ford [Deadline]

'The Politics Of Fashion' [Pop Style Opinionfest]

Imagining Your Home Office If It Was Designed By A Movie Director [Fancy Pants Homes]

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Four Capitals Players Violated COVID Protocols [DCist]

Also In Trouble: The Wizards, The Hoyas And The Football Team [Washingtonian]

Real Sports: The Podcast Is Coming Soon [Awful Announcing]

Jackie Mac Is Being Criticized For Comments Calling NBA Players 'Property' [Deadspin]

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