It's A New Day And Other Thursday Headlines

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January 21st Is... International Sweatpants Day

Let The Purge Continue [Slate]

Melons, Keeping It Classy Until The End [Wonkette]

Wither The Disappointed Q Cranks [The DAily Beast]

'An Inaugural Address For America's Defining Moment' [The Bulwark]

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January 21st Is... National Hug Your Puppy Day

I Always Thought Armie Hammer Was A Messy Bitch But Even This Is Getting Insane [Page Six]

People Are Actually Putting Down Money On The Fate Of Samantha Jones [The Hollywood Reporter]

Didn't Netflix Already Add This Feature And Call It 'Play Something'? [Gizmodo]

Random Roles With Cheyenne Jackson [The A.V. Club]

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January 21st Is... Squirrel Appreciation Day

How Did I Not Know Joe Biden Once Appeared On SVU? Oh Yeah, It's From The As Olivia Benson Turns Era [These Are Their Stories]

That Laugh You Hear Is Carole Baskin After Learning Joe Exotic Is Still In The Slammer [Buzzfeed News]

Thank God For This Observant Waitress [People Via MSN]

The Fug Girls Remember Ricky Martin's Grammy Coming Out Party [Go Fug Yourself]

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January 21st Is... One-Liners Day

Farewell Philip Rivers [The Ringer]

The Sunday Night Baseball Desk Will Stay The Same In 2021 [Awful Announcing]

'The Baseball Hall Of Fame Punishment Should Come To An End' [Deadspin]

Curt Schilling Could Be The Only Candidate To Make The Cut This Year [Yahoo! Sports]

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January 21st Is... National Cheesy Socks Day

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