White Dicks And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Morning Joe Regrets 'But Her Emails' [The Daily Beast]

Have Your Forgotten How Badly Ted Cruz Sucks? Here's A Helpful Reminder! [The Bulwark]

'Sean Hannity: Why Must The Law Apply To White Guys I Like?' [Wonkette]

The Knives Are Out For Lloyd Austin [Slate]

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'Is This Mario Lopez Peaking Or Hitting Absolute Rock Bottom?' [The Ringer]

Paul Dooley Gets The Random Roles Treatment [The A.V. Club]

Jackée Harry Is Joining Days Of Our Lives [The Root]

Taylor Swift's Cats Are The Stars Of Her Christmas Card [Page Six]

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'Mank Star Tuppence Middleton On The Enduring Appeal Of Old Hollywood' [Town & Country]

Mariah Has Stood The Test Of Time [Vulture]

It's That Time Of Year Again: Caroline Framke Ranks The Best Television Of 2020 [Variety]

Spend This Friday Virtually With The Smithsonian [DCist]

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'This Is Not The NFC East We Knew And Loved And Recoiled From' [Defector]

Fox's College Football Season Is Basically Over [Awful Announcing]

The Dodgers Seem Indifferent To The Death Of Team Scout Jairo Castillo [Deadspin]

Fired Reds Announcer Thom Brennaman Has Found Gainful Employment [Yahoo! Sports]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - KAI